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Katak

2011-02-21T20:17:00.000-08:00

Di manakah kehidupan? Manakah garisannya?
Apakah kehidupan? Apakah bolanya?
Siapa tahu akan kehidupan? Jangan berpetak kepala.

Besar Kemaluan Saya

2011-02-21T05:33:00.000-08:00

Yaaaa saya yakin anda tergerak hati untuk baca blog ini sebab tajuk di atas. Maaf, kemaluan yang dimaksudkan di sini bukanlah kata nama am.

Saya takkan cerita panjang pasal kemaluan saya.

Bangun pukul 11.30am di Klang. Kerja pukul 2pm di KL. Lambat.

Baju kemeja tak gosok. Seluar pun tidak. Apa lagi saya pun ambilah seluar jeans yang menyerupai seluar kerja, agak ketat ya saudara saudari. Maklumlah, isteri saya pandai memasak. Ehem.

Baju? Pakai jaket sudah. Kalau tak pakai apa2 pun bukan orang tahu. Seluar dalam saya pakai! Jangan monyet~ ofis sejuk.

Tiba di ofis awal. 1.50pm. Bagus.

Ngantuk. Buat Nescafe peQat. Duduk di meja kerja. Letak cawan kopi.

Perut buncit. Sendat. Rasa2nya... kalau buka butang dan zip dikira gangguan seksual di tempat kerjakah? Ah. Meja aku, bukan ada orang lain nampak pun.

Sedang ghairah menaip...PAP. Kopi tumpah atas meja. Er. Kaku jap. Er.

TISU! Bangun lari cari tisu.

Lupa. Belum butang dan zip seluar. Er. Er.

***

Saya lap meja sambil memikirkan apalah agaknya gelaran yang akan diberikan di belakang saya?

En. Starbucks? En. Nescafe? Harith Iskandar? Gloria Jeans...?? -_-

Château de rêve

2011-01-22T14:02:00.000-08:00

Dreams are always weird. The fact that you forget them is even weirder. Some dreams however, are so unforgettable, breathtaking and beautiful you wonder how your mind can come up with such things...

One of those dreams usually started out simple. Occurring events here and there, walking through houses, then suddenly...

I can see a huge plain and about two football fields in front of me stood a huge-ass tree-castle on a staircase-like hill, like the ones on golf courses, complete with a black gate and clear blue sky background.

This drawing sucks!

Laugh all you want. I'm not a painter. It is almost impossible to depict the "epic"ness and the greatness of the view. Only in dreams where you can grasp such depth and tone on what you see or experience...

To better understand the settings from your perspective, it could be explained this way:

Only 5 minutes a day for perfect abs

The black dots are houses, and the tree-castle stood at the bottom of a staircase-like hill. I think the huge-ass-castle-tree-in-front-of-a-huge-ass-plain is kind of a subconscious image mash up I saw from somewhere...hey wait a sec-

This is familiar...

???????
Even better!

Gadis Cantik Idaman Pria

2011-01-18T13:53:00.000-08:00

Aku tahu laman blog aku kurang menyerlah. Yalah, orang macam aku idea datang sekali sekala sahaja, nak tulis selalu pun rasa tak guna nak paksa minda aku ini. Kalau paksa2, maka tertulislah blog yang amatlah bosan sekali.

Alangkah bagusnya jika aku seorang gadis yang cantik, tulislah apa sahaja pun, orang pasti mahu baca, macam Hanis Zalikha~

Kalau aku perempuan cantik, ambiklah gambar lagak bagaimanapun, orang pasti mahu lihat, tak kiralah baru bangun dari tidur atau baru nak tidur. Agaknya muka tengah terberak pun ada orang nak tengok. Maklumlah, cantik.

Kalau perempuan cantik, bukan sahaja lelaki suka melihat, kaum hawa sendiri pun rasa teruja. "Eh, cantikla you, muke you cam Megan Musang." "I suke tgk u pakai tudung cam Yuna cumiiiill :))))))))))."

Bluek

Tapi kalau orang lelaki lainlah ceritanya, kalau kacak sangatlah, paling nak puji pun orang perempuan sahajalah, itupun yang gedik2. Kalau lelaki kacak pula... tak payah beranganlah, kalau lelaki lain puji, er, faham2 lah sendiri. Kalau perempuan itu pula cantik, maka tak payahlah nak puji lelaki kacak, biar lelaki itu sahaja yang datang, macam bunga menunggu kumbang~

Oh~ perempuan cantik~ begitu mudah kau mempengaruhi masyarakat~

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, tak payah belajar tinggi2 atau jauh2 atau besar2. Jadi sahaja model, paling tidak pun pelakon. Kalau boleh menyanyi lagilah, mata tambahan. Tak payah susah2 kerja, cari sahaja lelaki yang berkemampuan. Jangan dapat yang kurang berkemampuan di atas ranjang sudahlah.

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, akan aku berlagak sombong, Yalah, kalau sudah cantik, beramah mesra nanti orang kata aku ni wanita murahan, mana2 lelaki pun boleh~ tua atau muda, miskin atau kaya.

Oh tidak, tidak. Aku bukan wanita murahan. You want me? Show me the money~

THIS IS BELACAN!!!!!

2011-01-10T20:52:00.000-08:00

The other day me n wifey went to Tesco to buy some groceries. When we went to look for belacan (prawn paste) we saw this:

Everything about it screamed awesome.From the colour contrast of metallic blue and gold, to the perspective lines surrounding a bell, with the iconic prawn and dragon emblem, it's as if Jackie Chan designed the packaging himself.

Usually, other belacan packaging are downright boring...

Presentation is very VERY important

At a Shop

2010-10-08T14:50:00.000-07:00

(While looking around a salesgirl came to my dad...)

Salesgirl: Yes?
Dad: No

It's annoying when...

2010-09-22T02:24:00.000-07:00

1. people tell me to stop wearing skinny jeans. You're probably jealous, cos you're fat
2. people ask me why i shave my head. That's like asking why women wear make up
3. people tell me to grow my hair. Bald issue again
4. people ask me questions that they can asnwer themselves
5. ugly people call other people ugly
6. people tell me the dangers of smoking. i've been hearing that for the past 23 years from my DOCTOR parents
7. a person don't shampoo their hair. I'm bald, and even i use shampoo
8. a person don't wear deodorant. IT'S THE 21st CENTURY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
9. a person wears huge-ass headphones and bobbing their head in public. Seriously, don't do that
10. a person comes up to you and start talking like they've known you for years. Stay away from me creep!
11. a person won't admit they've lost a match. LOSER
12. a person uses your own comeback against you. Ex: A:You're a dumbass B No, you're a dumbass
13. a person doesn't signal when driving. THE ULTIMATE ANNOYANCE

Sounds the same to me...

2010-07-06T09:57:00.000-07:00

Some of my friends have been complaining that metal music sounds pretty much the same, well i have to agree. Not that i agree that each metal song sounds the same with each other, any song that you hear in the same genre will sound pretty much the same. I mean, how thick can you get?? If its the same genre of the same type of music, of course it sounds the same!

How many times have you listened to classical songs and thought that it sounded familiar but in fact it actually came from two different songs? How about listening to R&B? What about pop songs? Emo?

Nowadays, its hard not to sound almost identical to another singer or band because we are in the future, stop living in the past! Now with all the technologies that we have, almost everything is fast and mass produced, and that goes to music as well. During the days when our parents were younger, artists have to wait for at least 2 to 3 years to come up with an album. Now, an artist can come up with 2 albums in one year due to the competition and technology that we currently have.

Plus, almost all types or genres of music have been dwelled into. Think people, how much more new music can we produce without exploiting what we already have?
So stop telling me that metal music sounds the same, cause i know they sound the same because i know why its that way!!

We may look the same, be we ain't the same shitz, b*tch!

Not A Gym Rat

2010-07-02T15:23:00.000-07:00

Lately i've been paying frequent visits to the gym, mainly because i want to regain my fitness. I was afraid of becoming less and less fit each day due to my lifestyle; smoking, hours of time spent in front of my computer, nocturnal, and the lowering of my metabolisme.

When i was younger (ehem), i had super metabolisme. When i said super, i mean SUPER. I could eat anything, anytime without having to exercise and still be in shape. I used to eat tonnes of calories and it would just burn away when i sleep. Pretty neat huh?

Well i guess i dont have that anymore probably because im getting older, which sucks by the way. I miss my younger days when i can just eat and eat and eat and still wear size 29 pants.

Here is a picture of the gym i go to in Shah Alam, which is the gym in the UiTM main campus:

As you can see, there is only one towel in there, which is mine. That means no goes to the gym, and that also means i get to have the gym for my own. I like to think of it as my personal gym situated in UiTM.

So people, get fit! And work some ass off at the gym! Now!

Deuces

2010-07-01T13:49:00.000-07:00

Ever played it? We usually call it Sho Tai Ti or Chinese Poker due to its Chinese origin.
Sho Tai Ti, or Choh Dai Di is what the game is called in Cantonese. In Indonesia, it is called Cap Sa while in Vietnam it is named Tien Len. People in USA and Australia calls it Thirteen.

As Malaysians, this game can be seen played everywhere, and youngsters usually play it at mamak restaurants when they got tired of talking during lepak hours. To some people, like me and my friends, we would meet up just to play Sho Tai Ti.

"You cheater!"

Some might be wondering as to where it originates, many agreed that it originates from Hong Kong. It is mainly popular in South East Asia countries like Malaysia, Singapore and Taiwan. Surprisingly, it is quite popular in Antartica too, especially among penguins. Ok, i may went a bit far on the penguin part.

"Oh shit, humans! Hide your cards, quick!"

What i love about this game is that it is really easy to learn, although getting to hang on the rules may be a pain, new players would get the hang of it after two or three games. And although it is easy to learn, the way the game is played is quite challenging. Instead of just lepaking and talking nonsense, playing Sho Tai Ti can stimulate minds as players have to remember quite a number of things; the valid combinations of cards, and how players have to use those combination to deal out cards and be the first to put downall their cards.

"The smallest is 3, the highest is 2, and there are some combinations that you can..."
"Zzzz..."

Sho Tai Ti is the best ice breaker when hanging out with new friends who doesn't talk much, or if you have a thing for somebody you like, teach him/her and show off. Spread the game, i guarantee that it is addictive and most importantly, fun!

"Hey there, Sho Tai Ti?"
"WHAT DID U CALLED ME?"

Where Have All The Goths Gone?

2010-07-01T04:26:00.000-07:00

You know, there was a time in our country, where goths can be seen everywhere. They walk in packs, and wear goth clothes and make ups. I even saw a group of kids wearing the white jumpsuit costume from Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange, complete with the one eyed extension eyelash, bowler hat and cane. Oh how i wish i had a camera at that time, it was priceless!!

Imagine seeing these guys drinking iced Milo at mamak's

But now you rarely see them...at least not in packs. And from goths, they turn to emo or scene kids, with their fringes and tight shirts and jeans. Usually, these scene kids would be in couples, boy and girl, girl and girl or boy and boy! They rarely walk in packs nowadays...where are they now??

"This is my girlfriend"

I used to be one of those people who really despise these young ones, wondering what in the world were they thinking?? But now i kinda miss them...these kids, even though what they are doing is just a phase, it adds spice to what we see everyday. Back then when i go sightseeing in KL, i would see all kinds of people, dressed in different ways and some might consider to be overkill, but to me it is interesting, they are just normal people like us, they just want the attention, as a fashion statement...what's wrong with that?? We like to dress up as well, the only thing different about us is the way we perceive fashion, just like the difference of taste for food, music, lifestyle, etc...why mock them?? They're human too, just like us, and wants attention too, just like the majority of us! Stop being haters, seriously!

Buntal

2010-06-29T04:04:00.000-07:00

Not my cat, he belongs to my bud Tawam.

You little devil you!

When Buntal is not playing with bottles, it would be your legs or feet...

Last night i was watching Avatar for the 5th round, when suddenly Buntal thought it would be a good idea to jump at me to get my attention....

Buntal hung onto my skin for at least 5 seconds

Darn it...

Guilty Pleasures

2010-06-28T12:04:00.000-07:00

1. Farting in public and let other people pull faces

Who doesn't? I find altering a certain atmosphere of people intriguing

2. Watching other people caught in an embarassing situation

People falling down from steps, students who stepped in school drains, an anchor forgots the line...anything, as long as i find it funny

3. Listening to Justin Bieber from my walkman

Gulp

Just the night

2010-06-27T15:11:00.000-07:00

Distance....
Measurements...

Alone in this cupboard of a room i find myself feeling
Gassy trucks passes by along with the call
The scars sting as i write this piece

The beginning of a new day make way
As the face returns with a smile
The light is switched on
Another room is occupied

I accepted the handshake
Gesture tolerated, not forgotten
the misdeeds that you left upon us

Kitty keeps meowing

Fly-Eating-Lamp

2010-06-23T02:11:00.000-07:00

The future of disco...?

No, it is not a disco ball, and yes, it is a fly-eating-lamp.
Sorry?

Created by two designer braniacs from Brit, James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau crossed their swords together and sparked this horror of a lamp, which er... consume these unwanted pests and turn them into the energy to light up these lamps.

The devourer of life

For those who don't like creepy lamps, there's also creepy fly-eating clocks, creepy mouse eating table, and creepy U.V flykiller parasite robot (for entertainment, they say).

Behold, the flypaper robotic...clock...

If you look close enough, there's a teeny weeny small LCD which is great to be put at homes because we like to squint our eyes when we want to know what time it is.

Ahhh what would the world be without the wonders of science? I can actually see it, in the future, where the world will be overpopulated, and scientists would build a huge human devouring power plant...

"Howard have you seen Charlie?"
"Grinnell, Iowa needed electricity for at least another 30 years, so he went in."
"Good for Charlie!"

Find out more <=== click here!

Dyson DC31

2010-06-21T03:34:00.000-07:00

Dyson DC31. It can suck your eyeballs out from 1 metre range (kidding)

Ain't that a beut? It also has 104 000rpm motor power, so don't leave it around for kids to play around with.

It is actually a vacuum cleaner and it looks like something you can use to kill off aliens of some sort... hey wait-a-sec...

I knew it! It looks a lot like the plasma rifle in Halo... the designer likes the game I assume.

Master Chief's anema device. Scary

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY

2010-06-20T05:42:00.000-07:00

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY??? WTF IS THAT???

Well, as far as I know, the titanium wraps around the ball end of the strings (guitarists should know this) to help reduce string slippage, breakage and keeps them in tune better than ordinary guitar strings.

OK, what it means here is that your strings last longer. Cool!

Nice packaging huh? Even the strings are gold coloured, all of 'em!!

Ordinary set of strings cost around RM 25, the ones I usually buy is around RM50 which are from Elixir, they are also very good because they coat their ENTIRE strings with this special coating which makes them 3 to 5 times longer than usual strings. BUT this one cost me RM65, and I assume would be better than Elixir. It better be!

Anyway, I'm very satisfied with the sound it produces, which is very bright and sharp . Though it was mistake to buy them smaller gauge because I prefer thicker strings, they have more 'balls'.

Semakin dekat, tetapi...?

2010-05-07T02:05:00.000-07:00

Penghujungnya semakin dekat, adakah aku bersedia? Mahukah aku bersedia? Mahukah aku penghujung itu?

Ada Apa Dengan Skinny?

2010-05-03T19:51:00.000-07:00

Apabila seseorang mengunjungi ke negara yang lain, perkara pertama yang akan diperhatikan ialah orang di negara itu, dan secara lumrahnya apabila seorang lelaki pergi ke negara lain, sudah tentu perkara pertama yang diperhatikan ialah perempuan!

Buat kunjungan kali ke-2 ke Indonesia, saya perhatikan gadis2 Indonesia masih cukup sukakan skinny jeans/tights. Saya tidak nafikan di Malaysia juga fesyen skinny ini turut menjadi pilihan di kalangan remaja dan orang dewasa, tetapi skinny jeans tidaklah dijadikan pilihan utama dalam pemilihan seluar. Di Indonesia, asalkan dalam kategori cewek, SEMUAnya memakai skinny ataupun tights.

Tidak percaya?

Perhatikan cewek di antara cowok2, skinny jeans

Di sekitar Tangkuban Perahu (gunung berapi yang masih aktif)

Skinny jeans merata-rata

Lagi cewek skinny jeans

MILF skinny jeans pun ada

Rear view, hehe

Cewek atas motor

Cewek bertudung, tetap dengan skinny

Cewek2 di Indonesia bergaya ke mana-mana sahaja mereka pergi, tak kiralah pusat membeli belah, pasaraya, pasar basah, lorong jalanan, di kawasan kampung, di depan rumah, di kedai2. Tidak seperti di Malaysia.

Untuk tatapan para gadis, takkanlah nak tunjuk cewek saja (Pengawal Safari Indonesia)

Maka, pengajarannya di sini ialah contohilah rakyat Indonesia, bergaya di mana-mana sahaja, tak kiralah miskin atau kaya.

Tag Your Friends

2010-03-26T15:44:00.001-07:00

You know those pictures where you tag people in Facebook or Myspace according to their personalities? It was at first, but later on everyone gets tired of it...well not everyone, some get thrills looking for their name in the picture, "Ooooh, which one this time? "The sexy one"? Do i get "the funny one"? And when they found their name with something they like, they get orgasms: "Oh there it is!! I got "the whore"! So this guy thinks I'm hot, oh goodie!"

Here, I'm going to give my friends the "orgasm" of finding out what I think of them:

1. THE LOUD MOUTH - Kerak

Why are you staring at my cock baldie? Don't tell me you're jelous...?

Hello Kerak. You get the loud mouth title because of your loud mouth. Kerak likes to talk shit, loves bickering and he always win. Always. Likes to say "I will do this" "I will do that" blah blah blah...but never gets it done.Never. Mr. Loudmouth

2. THE HOOKAH FREAK - Paeh

Paeh in his battle gear

Hellooo Paeh. Paeh loves to smoke the hookah. Ever since Paeh took his first puff of it, he fell in love with it. He loves it so much that he would get really sad when his friends doesn't want to hang out where there's hookah or when they don't want to spend anymore time hanging out watching him smoke hookah. If his friends refused to abide by his request, he would pretend to cry or might be really crying for real which is pathetic. Poor Paeh...

Paeh's wet dream...

3. THE DUMBASS - Tawam Mat Mat Mat

What's the use of wearing a wig (left) if it looks (if not the same) almost the same with your own hair? Dumbass

"Look at me!!! I'm wearing a wig!!" "Waitaminute...."

4. THE CRAZY FUCK - Azam

Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y
And on his farm he got Azam, C-R-A-Z-Y
He's a crazy fuck, a crazy fuck,
Fuck here fuck there everywhere fuck fuck,
Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y

He is one crazy fuck. I'm sure he will feel very much honoured by this because he IS a crazy fuck.

Dunlop

2010-03-21T01:33:00.000-07:00

BLISTERED FINGERS
LACK OF SLEEP
BEER-STAINED CLOTHES
NO DRINK TICKETS
FLAT TIRES
NO SOUNDCHECK
NO MONITORS
BROKEN STRINGS
DEAF SOUNDMEN
SMELLY VAN
MILES OF BORING HIGHWAY
DEAD 9V BATTERIES
LEAD SINGER'S DISEASE
LETHAL B.O.
CRASHING ON FLOORS
2AM LOAD-OUTS
FUGLY GROUPIES
DRUMMERS...

IT'S ALL WORTH IT

LIVE TO PLAY LIVE

Fenomena

2010-03-17T13:06:00.000-07:00

Duduk di tangga, melihat sepasang lelaki mendendangkan muzik bermesejkan agama dan kehidupan

Duduk di tangga, jauh dari pemuzik tersebut, menghirup lirik puitis pemuzik

Berdiri di tangga, jari jemari kecilnya meraba kepala ku yang licin ini

Berdiri di tangga, anak kecil dengan jari jemari kecil menatap kepalaku penuh hairan

Berdiri di tangga, ditujukan soalan kemudian memegang kepalanya sendiri

Berdiri di tangga, ditujukan soalan, "Kenapa??"

Berdiri di tangga, ditujukan soalan sambil menuding jari ke arah kepalaku

Duduk di tangga, tersenyum sendirian, lidahnya kelu

Duduk di tangga, kelu lidah mencari jawapan untuk anak kecil ini

Berdiri di tangga, belum sampai waktunya untuk memahami

Berdiri di tangga, belum pernah dilihatnya lagi fenomena sebegini...

Teka Teki Kanak Kanak

2010-02-21T10:31:00.001-08:00

SOALAN: DALAM DUNIA NI BANGUNAN APAKAH YANG PAAAAAALING TINGGI SEKALI??

Bangunan yang lebih tinggi daripada bulan dan bintang hahahaha!

Hari Natal

2009-12-24T12:55:00.000-08:00

Malam ini ialah malam di mana umat2 kristian menyambut Hari Natal. Walaupun saya bukan beragama Kristian, saya rasa agak seronok juga kalau keluar dari rumah pada tengah malam dan berparti. Maklumlah, Hari Natal, banyak gadis2 ingin berjoget.

Maka saya dan dua orang saudara saya terus ke The Zone, kawasan di Johor Bahru di mana penuhnya dengan kelab2 malam dan orang yang suka dengan kehidupan malam. Kalau nak disamakan dengan KL, lebih kurang macam kelab2 di kawsan Sheraton Hotel.

The Zone, Stulang Laut, Johor Bahru.

Nak kesana agak sesak, ramai juga orang mahu berseronok. Setibanya di sana, tepat jam 12 pagi, kami mencari tempat meletak kereta walaupun agak sesak.

Nak mencari tempat berseronok pun bukanlah senang, kawasan tersebut sesak dan penuh dengan orang pelbagai bangsa. Kami terpaksa beratur dihadapan tiga buah kelab malam untuk masuk kerana masalah harga kemasukkan dan masalah kesesakkan orang yang mengunjungi.

Akhirnya kira2 jam 12.40 pagi, kami dapat juga masuk ke sebuah kelab yang bernama "Saliva". Nama ini agak mencuit hati. Masuk sahaja ke tempat itu, lagu yang berkumandang ialah lagu Bon Jovi "It's My Life" dan Europe "It's The Final Countdown". Saya berasa agak kecewa...kenapa lagu begini?? Lagu seperti ini baik ku dengar di rumah sahaja.

Masuk jam 1 pagi, lagu bertukar menjadi lebih rancak. "Ini baru betul~~!!!" bisik saya kepada diri sendiri. Sambil membuat riak wajah yang ranggi dan cuba menari walaupun tidak tahu menari, keadaan mula menjadi agak seronok dan meriah, semua orang yang tadinya kelihatan sugul mula menari dengan rancaknya. Kelihatan di mana lelaki2 yang sangap (kurang perempuan di kelab ini) menari sesama lelaki.

Tu tuut tut tuuut tuut tutt tuuuut tuuu~~~

Sedang seronok berjoget dan melompat-lompat bagaikan monyet termakan cili, tiba DJ menghentikan lagunya. Pada mulanya saya ingatkan hanyalah sesi "breakdown", iaitu gimik yang kerap dilakukan oleh DJ di kelab2 malam, menghentikan lagu kemudian menyambungkannta semula. Pengunjung melontarkan laungan "Boo boo!" kepada DJ. Rupa2nya ada serbuan dari pihak AADK (Agensi Anti Dadah Kebangsaan)!

Jeng jeng jeeeeng~!

"OK, kami ingin meminta bantuan kerjasama dari pihak anda. Kalau anda memberikan kerjasama, lagi cepat kami habis. Kalau kurang kerjasama, tengaharilah kami baru habis!"

Oh betapa sedihnya saya ketika itu. Bayangkan ketika sedang asyik menari dan memperhatikan gelagat2 gadis monggel disitu, terpaksa dihentikan atas sebab adanya pemeriksaan dari pihak AADK! Tak guna! Apa guna membayar wang kemasukkan yang agak mahal tapi terpaksa menghadapi situasi seperti ini? Menari pun tidak sampai sejam! (Ketika serbuan dilakukan, jam menunjukkan kira2 pukul 1.30 pagi). Babi kau AADK~~~!!!

Kemudian, dimintaya pula kad pengenalan. Saya pun bagilah, kononnya nak bagi kerjasama. Tahi! Kemudian dipanggilnya nama2 dari kad pengenalan satu persatu, untuk di uji air kencing untuk mengenalpasti pengambilan dadah antara pengunjung.

Nasib baiklah antara ahli2 jawatankuasa AADK yang menyerbu itu ada yang baik hati dan sempoi. Mereka memulangkan semula kad pengenalan dengan syarat anda meninggalkan kelab itu dengan segera. Malangnya bagi mereka yang tidak dipulangkan kad pengenalan, mereka tidak dibenarkan keluar atas sebab berwajahkan muka seperti penyagak ataupun penghisap dadah. Oh, saya sungguh kasihan pada kamu, dinilaikan sifat melalui rupa fizikal pula.

Sesudah saya keluar dari kelab malam itu, saya menyalakan sebatang rokok Pall Mall. Asap rokok itu dihirup saya sedalam mungkin. Oh malangnya saya di malam ini. Kelab2 malam lain masih berkumandang dengan kuat lagu2nya. Kenapa hanya kelab malam "Saliva" yang diserbu?? Adakah 'anjing' polis melaporkan aktiviti penyalahgunaan dadah? Ataupun pemilik kelab tersebut ada persengketaan dengan pihat polis??

Setelah saya bertanyakan kepada orang2 yang berada di sekitar kelab tersebut, rupa2nya kelab itu diserbu kerana kelab itu dipenuhi dengan orang MELAYU, dan kelab2 lain tidak diserbu kerana dipenuhi dengan orang bangsa lain seperti bangsa Cina dan India.

Kerana dipenuhi dengan perasaan kecewa dan marah, saya menghisap lagi beberapa batang rokok Pall Mall sambil mencuci mata melihat punggung2 gadis Cina yang lalu lalang. Cis, malangya nasib.

I Love JB

2009-12-22T13:54:00.000-08:00

See how clear the sky is? Even in the city!

Cloudy

It's a beautiful day~

Arms spread welcoming the sky
Lying down on carpet green grass
A melancholy; a painting up high
This is it, this is jazz

So fresh so clean clean

2009-12-20T09:57:00.000-08:00

Now that's gotta be the cleanest backstreet ever... -Behind Suraya Hotel, Kuantan Pahang.

Vladmir's Offering

2009-12-07T11:33:00.000-08:00

Since Adib complained, I took the liberty to change his "warrior pic".\

"Ugh ugh, agh agh, yagh yagh? Mulooooot~~~, *snorts*"

Make-believe

2009-12-06T23:42:00.000-08:00

So, here's the thing. If my buddies were to be given each a fictional warrior position, this is how it would turn out:

Me: Shaolin Warrior
Because: I'm sure nobody would disagree.

"With this baby, I get extra clean shave everytime!"

Kerak: Mongolian Warrior
Because: Everything about him tells me that
he is a mongolian tryant; self-indulgent,
likes to shoot arrows up into people's asses
from afar and for being an ass himself.

"Giddy up boy! I think I saw naked women up those hills..."

Paeh: Viking veteran
Because: His knowledge, his ego, his greed to conquer
and his high taste for food and women. Not to mention
those beard.

"Oh this? My mother gave it to me when I was 3 , ancient Norsemen use it for orgies and stuff..."

Azam: Viking warrior
Because: Similiar to Paeh, except that he is the warrior
type, no amount of women, food and blood could
satisfy his thirst.

"This place is filled with bird poop. I hate poop. FUUUUUUCK THEEEEEEEM!!!!!!! *pants* Hail Loki!"

Paeh VS Azam
"Tell me, what did you use to shave it off?"
"No way in Thor's dung I'd tell you"
"RAAAAAAAAWR!!!"
"RAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!"

Tawam: African Warrior
Because: The fastest warrior alive (on foot that is).

"I eat leopard's testicles for breakfast"

Izhar: The Paladin
Because: Self-righteous, likes to preach and pessimistic.

"You say you're right one more time and I'll chop off yer head"

Boteng: The Pirate
Because: Loves to party, loves gold (even thought he
doesn't show it) and likes to let himself drift alone in
his sea of thoughts, like a driftwood. When opportunity
comes, he plunders them, hehe.

"NOOOOO! NOT RUM AGAIN!!!"

Adib: Goblin warrior
Because: Need i say more?

"Ugh ugh, agh agh, yagh yagh? Mulooooot~~~, *snorts*"

Holly Effin Shit!!

2009-12-02T19:31:00.000-08:00

"By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" - Pickles the drummer, Metalocalypse 2006.

Holy shit. Just about two words to describe how awesome this cartoon series is.
"Pffft. Cartoon is for kids."
Wrong faggot!

When was the last time cartoon's been made awesome, huh? Even 'Jem and the Holograms' kicks more asses than Kimpossible, not mentioning Saber Rider and Transformers, which are waaaaaaay better than any of the shit toons they aired on tv these last couple of years.

Reasons why i think Metalocalypse is awesome:

1. It's about a metal band, what's cooler than that? What's that? Fuck you
2. The songs made by the band Dethlok sounds better than half of the metal bands you listen to
3. Each band member is a parody version of real metal artist in real life
4. Bleep cencor sounds are replaced with guitar screeching sounds, different sound everytime. Hah!
5. Absolutely funny
6. Absolutely brutal.

For those metalfucks out there, this is the shit for you.
Check these out:

Dethlok - Coffee Jingle

Metalocalypse - Intro Song

Kata-kata

2009-11-20T15:08:00.000-08:00

Kita semua tahu, kata2 itu penting, hanya sedikit kata2 yang memberangsangkan atau kata2 yang kesat boleh mengubah perasaan seseorang itu. Tetapi agak pelik juga, pabila seseorang itu boleh menjadi keliru, kerana tidak cukup mendengar kata2 atau ayat2 "tertentu" setiap hari. Biar saya jelaskan.

Cuba ingat kembali ketika mula megenali dengan seseorang yang baru, pada mulanya kita amatlah sopan antara satu sama lain, mengucapkan "tenkiu" untuk setiap batang rokok yang diberikan, ucapan "Ai leb yu" diucapkan setiap hari dan mengucapkan "Maaf" walau terlanggar sedikit dibahupun.

Akan tetapi, bila sudah lama berkenalan, setiap batang rokok yang dibelanjakan tidak perlulah disertakan dengan terima kasih, ucapan cinta tidak perlulah diucapkan setiap hari, dan kalau tertumbuk pun tidak meminta maaf kemudiannya (yang ini mungkin sedikit abnormal).

Semua ini berlaku kerana kita sudah BIASA dengan orang tersebut, ataupun perkataan yang lebih indah ialah MENGENALI insan itu. Bila kita sudah mengenali seseorang, kita tidak perlu pun mengucap kata2 yang byk, kerana apa seseorang itu fikirkan sudah pun dapat di agak kerana kita MENGENALI mereka. Kata2 digantikan dengan PERBUATAN dan SIKAP yang baik kerana disitulah sifat sebenar seseorang itu boleh dihargai, bukanlah dengan kata2 yang boleh menipu.

Tapi apa yang sedihnya, ramai manusia mudah tersinggung perasaan oleh orang yang DIKENALI, atas sebab kata2. Bukan setakat tersalah kata atau tersalah cakap, malah, tidak mengucapkan perkataan2 tertentu atau ayat2 tertentu JUGA boleh membuatkan mereka berasa susah hati atau tersinggung. Bukankah kita sudah mengenali antara satu sama lain? Begitu pentingkah kata2 yang manis atau kata2 memujuk walaupun sudah lama berkenalan? Bukankan kata2 manis itu DUSTA? Bukankah kita sepatutnye sudah memahami SIKAP seseorang itu?

Akhir kata, kucing pun tahu tuan mereka sayangkan mereka tanpa kita perlu berkata-kata, cukuplah dengan sikap menyayangi yang ditunjukkan.

Elektronika Extravaganza

2009-11-14T16:35:00.000-08:00

Untuk pengetahuan anda, saya sangat sukakan lagu2 yang pelbagai, terutamanya yang berunsurkan pop gula-gula getah dan juga metal berat. Lagu berunsurkan elektronik juga menjadi pilihan, kerana bunyi-bunyian yang pelik dalam lagu2 seperti ini tidak dapat di salurkan melalui instrumen2 biasa. Lagu2 elektronik yang dimaksudkan disini bukanlah lagu2 sampah seperti feng tau, akan tetapi lagu elektronik yang dimainkan sendiri oleh artis tersebut, secara langsung dan spontan, bukanlah dirakam dahulu di studio kemudian diputarkan di atas pentas, sambil si pemain menghangguk hangukkan kepalanya seperti si dungu mabuk. Lagu elektronik yang sebenar-benarnya bak kata brader-brader "true" adalah dimainkan sendiri, sambil menyanyi menggunakan peralatan elektronik secara langsung dan spontan.

Just For Now by Imogen Heap

Pernah dengar? Jika tidak anda harus mengenali minah berbakat ini. Nama yang agak ganjil, besertakan muzik yang jua ganjil. Perhatikan cara beliau memainkan lagunya, hanyalah dengan mengulang dan melapikkan bunyi-bunyian antara satu sama lain, ataupun dalam istilah Bahasa Inggerisnya looping, teknik yang kerap digunakan oleh kumpulan2 elektronik. Akan tetapi, disebabkan minah ini sungguh berbakat, dia boleh memainkannya seorang diri, bukan itu sahaja, malahan timingnya sungguhlah tepat! Lihatlah betapa bersahajanya dia mempersembahkan karya beliau. Hebat bukan? Ini barulah muzik elektronik!

Oh Cik Imogen Heap, walaupun anda tak berapa cantik dan berfesyen pelik, anda sememangnya berbakat!

Mmmph Vade

2009-11-09T13:58:00.000-08:00

It's early morning!! My favourite time of the day (I hate waking up in the morning though) because it is the most beautiful time of day! Everything and everyone starts in the morning. Birds chirpin', sounds of busses, sunrise and the extreme need to take a dump, ah yess, morning.

If you are by chance a resident in Sect 17 Shah Alam, there is this particular restaurant which I really like called Samathani. Its one of those old skool mamak, not those new age mamak which have big screens and uniforms. The only people who eats there are dudes and old farts (I fall into both categories) and a minority of women (probably because of them ol farts). They serve delicious and thick rhoti chanai, with original mamak style curry and dal, made daily which makes them fresh!! But the reason I go there almost every morning (if Im still up) is this:

Vade! There are 2 types, those hard crispy vades you eat with raw chilli and this donut shaped ones. I like both, but this particular restaurant makes the most delicious donut shaped vades every morning! Its made of rice flour, curry leaves, ginger and some other stuff.

Its very crispy on the outside, but once your teeth sink in, the inside is very soft. The first time I ate it, I was chewing and kept looking at the bitten vade, the inside is white and I can see some curry leaves and onions; I didn't get it, why is it so good?? I looked at the table beside me and this 'pakcik' was eating them while dipping it in fish curry....are you drooling folks?

So,do try if you're in Shah Alam, but make sure you try these during early morning, I mean really early like around 6.15am till 8am where its still hot and fresh. The place is very clean and the service is the best!!

P/S: Wrestling is aired on the tv during business. Watching ol farts cursing at the tv is also another form of entertainment.

Rhoti John Bimasakti

2009-11-07T00:15:00.000-08:00

It's simply the best. You can only find this at my neighbourhood in BBU, and there's no other Roti John in the world like it.

The portion of the bread is small compared to other Roti John's, like 1/3 of the normal length. The 'brader' who made these Roti Johns uses soft bread, not those big hard ones. And the filling in the middle is made of eggs mixed with a minced meat in a special sauce. The sauce is cooked like you would an egg, and then bread is put on top of it. After it is cooked, mayonaise, black pepper sauce mixed with some other 'mystery' sauces onto the filing.

The Roti John costs around RM 3.00, which is expensive considering it's size, but it's really REALLY worth it. I've been eating other Roti John's in most part of this country, and none of their best could even compare to a slice of these. If you would ever come to Johor Bahru, come to BBU in the evening and head to the park situated in Jalan Padi Ria 5, Bandar Baru UDA. It's worth coming down to, believe me.

Bringin' On The Heartbreak

2009-11-05T18:44:00.000-08:00

How often do we look at a man's shoes? Its amazing how men became so particular about what they wear, especially shoes. I can still remember, the first shoe I fell in love with, at the time I was around 5 years old and have been rummaging through my dad's store and found a pair of his blue high-top old skool Adidas, which he used to wear when he was in college...it was really seasoned, but the first sight took my breath away. It looked kinda liked this:

The moment I saw it, I became obsessed with 80's style high tops, or any shoes similiar to that.

When I began primary school, the first shoe that I really wanted for myself was a white pair of high-top Bata "Lazer", or what kids at that time named it, because it had "lazers" or what is actually LEDs planted at the back of the shoe so that red "lazers" would blink when you walk or run. It was the IN shoe that time, every kid wanted one, I wanted one, and asked my mom for it, be she turned me down. She tought the idea of wearing a pair of shoes with "lazers" is not suitable for 7 year olds. I cried real hard back then.

I got older, it was my 11th birthday and I could choose my own pair shoes for Hari Raya. I got this baby:

If I'm not mistaken it's a Reebok Hex, it its really light. Too bad it had to go away, "It's too smelly...and it's full of fungi" was my mom's reason.

Then, when I'm 12 I tried changing to a pair of skate shoes, Dr. Cardin's as I recall. Didn't work for me. I 'destroyed' it when I brought it along camping. It got wet and again, FUNGI.

13, raging hormones. I wanted colour, so:

It was a simple pair of sneakers, very comfy too, and cheap. A red New Balance (again, fads). New Balance was sooo IN, and it offers a lot of choice in terms of colours. This particular one was used till I'm 20, so that was a good 7 years of service. It got stolen by some jerk who thought I wouldn't mind giving away a battered-dirty-seven-year-old-cheap-red-New Balance shoes. Motherfucker.

1999, Hip-Hop hits Malaysian teenagers. Baseball caps, invertable basketball sleeveless and oversized jeans are adorned by many sweaty highshool kids. Do you remember this:

Ahhh yes, THE Yellow Boots, and is still popular. Wearing a pair of these can get the chicks from the neighbouring girl's school go Gaga over us boyzzzz (or so we thought). The boys liked it because it adds height. More height = Taller = Cooler = More chicks Gagaing over us booooooyzzzzz. How simple.

When I got into college, well, I suddenly lost interest in shoes. I got caught in the jeans fad and most of the shoes I bought was loafers and more boots. It its all either black or brownish, earthy colours to be exact; pretty boring actually.

And then last year, it came back to me, the bright-blue Adidas high-top. And suddenly all this excitement about high top shoes started coming back to me again, like riding on a bicycle after not being on one for a long time, the feeling of gentle wind upon your face as you glide and breezes away the trickling sweat. Refreshing.

I tried looking around for any kind of cool high-tops I can get. I'm so tired of black and brown, I wanted something with colour, something that taps into my inner kid, the satisfaction of wearing something that others might not dare to wear. Can I find something like that?

This is the Nike Dunk Hi Supreme Spark. Even the name tells you it's something. The cheezy pink leather, with the 'swoosh' in Black (leather too). The leathers are stiched on a black textured nylon, and they even add those fluorescent green to make it 'pop'. I totally love it, from the padded tounge to the ankle collar, plus the gum soles makes walking stickier so you don't feel all slippery in one of these. The special padding inside can get you walking for hours without getting tired. However, as a pair cost me RM 500, I have to be really careful in choosing when to wear these. If its raining, it stays in the house.

I know, its still fad. Whatever. I like it.

I'm looking forwards to get my hands on these:

Supras. I get multiple orgasms just by looking at these...Damn! I must have either one , I don't really care...they all look so good!

But my all time favorite high top is:

It's everything. Everyone loves it; it's cheap, it's durable, it's comfy and it's white! It's the only shoe in the world that gets 'awesomer' when it's dirty. It's fuckin' simple.

House Of Maggots

2009-11-03T15:31:00.000-08:00

408, or the House of Maggots, that's where we live. This is THE DUDE's house, you can only find alpha males and chauvinists living here. I totally love it, and here's why:

1. There are 4 laptops, and 2 PCs, anyone visiting the house is free to use whichever that is not occupied
2. In this house, you can find 40 pairs of shoes. Yes, 40, even though we are all male (alpha males mind you) of different types, sizes and brands. Most of the cool ones belong to Kerak, and we never had the problem of running short on shoes (pun intented)
3. There are 7 members in this house. We also extend our membership to another 6 people (who doesn't pay bills and rent), who comes and goes every now and then; some for the purpose of crashing and some just to hang out
4. Smoker's galore, where everyone's ciggy is everyone's!
5. I, as the sole owner of an audio woofer system, also holds the power the play any kind of music at any level of noise I choose. Plus I have another amplifier for my guitar, noise level falls under my jurisdiction too
6. You can find 2 acoustic guitars, 2 electric guitars and a keyboard. Feel free to jamm
7. From the window, you can checkout chicks (or hunks for you gals) going to the faculty during the morning. Nothing better to start a day then to stalk somebody from afar. More fun: jeer at passerbys for no particular reason at all
8. We don't actually need an ashtray, we can just chuck it out of the window :p
9. It's alive 24 hours, 7 days a week. There is always somebody awake, doing whatever shit they want to do.
10. This house holds 1 lecturer, 1 kamen rider, 1 alien, 2 vampires, 1 werewolf, and 1 chemist.
11. DotA anytime
12. All 7 dudes share 1 tube of toothpaste, and 1 bar of soap. Amazing where it can last up to 2 weeks
13. Execise are not necessary; 4th floor+stairs ONLY
14. 7 members in a house, plus 6 members that comes occasionally but only one person left to do all the tidying up, me. Beautiful.

Torn?

2009-10-20T09:56:00.000-07:00

You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need - Rolling Stones

There is this certain age in life where you will want something, real bad
At that age you won't understand why, the things that you want would always run away
And at that age, people around you would tell you that god won't always give
you what you want, but you will get what you need
At that age, you'll throw away what you need, and will pursue what you want

There is also another stage in life, where you can GET what you want
But instead of taking for what you can have, you turn to what you need
You realize that you need that something,
and the things that you want doesn't seem all that important

And then there is this phase where you'll want both
This is where you screw up, cos you WANT what you want and what you need

Funny you know, the human desires...

Indonesia Hebat!

2009-09-28T14:43:00.000-07:00

Ahh, Indonesia...camne nak describe..nak kate best gile takdelah, nak kate tak best pon tak best gak..tapi ape yang aku tau, aku nak pegi situ lagi bile ade chance!!!

Nak describe bebetullah Indonesia ni, susahlah, tapi meh kite cube dulu:

1. Merokok di merata tempat, kat airport pon boleh, kat dalam tuuu
2. Smue orang isap kretek, baik yang tue, yang muda, yang huduh, yang chuun, yang kurus ataupun yang slim
3. Diorang cakap laju dowh
4. Awek sane chun dowh
5. Kalo ko rase ko ngidam nak makan mee goreng, baik korang prepare untuk makan mee segera. Kat sane smue mee goreng kat kedai buat pakai Indomee segera
6. Diroang suke Ajinomoto
7. Diorang smue rambot lebat, jeles lak aku hahaha
8. Awek sane chun dowh
9. Awek sane chun dowh
10. Kalo ko rase kat Malaysia ko ni rempit terhebat ke, Drift King ke, kat sane ade lori tgh drift sambil memotong kat tgh2 jalan raya sibuk sambil mengangkut di belakangnya belasan orang yang menumpang, smue tgh isap rokok buat muke slambe ajer
11. Driver kat Indon smue dah disablekan function 'signal' krete, diorang tukar pakai horn
12. Nasi Padang sane diorang hidang byk nak mati lauk atas meja, pastuh pandai2 korang lah makan and bayar...macam makan otak2 laaa
13. Mat rempit indon merempit tak pakai helmet, pakai sluar pendek dgn sliper SAHAJA
14. Kat sane byk orang mintak derma. Kalo ko rase ko ni ade OCD yang sirius and nak melancong gi Indon, pakai biasa2 dah la...kalo dia tau ko kaya diorang serbu ko cam tebuan
15. Kite makan Nasi Ayam, diorang ayam ngan nasik
16. Nak reverse krete kene ade orang tahankan krete lain yang tgh jalan, jgn harap la diorang nak bagi ko kluar. Lepas tu, ko kene bagi tip kat orang yang tolong tuh
17. Kat sini kalo aku jalan2 kat mane2, mesti ade orang toleh sebab aku botak. Kat Indonesia, smue orang toleh tgk aku sbb aku pakai cermin mata (sbb orang baya aku kat sana ramai yang tak rabun, maklumlah, diorang kuat makan sayur)
18. Kat sane helmet macam2 kaler n design, dan kesemua helmet ialah full-faced.
19. Kat sane, orang ada dimana mana saje. Kat tepi2 lorong, kat depan kedai, tepi kedai, blakang kilang, siap ade yang berkelah kat tepi jalan raya lagi!
20. Kuda laut hidup dijual dlm plastik kat tepi2 pantai, cam orang jual air oren kat budak2 sekolah plak
21. Kalo kuda laut tu mati, diorang buat ubat (eeeew~~~)
22. Kalo orang tempatan masuk tandas, bayar 1000 rupiah je (RM0.30++). Kalo diorang dengar ko cakap2 dalam bahasa selain bahasa indonesia before masuk toilet,naik jd 2000 rupiah!
23. Jalan 2 lane bleh jadi 5 lane
24. Kat Indonesia, diorang panggil jamm (kesesakan lalulintas) "macet", hahahahahaha!
25. Ombak kat Malaysia kiut2 je, kat Indon ombak telan orang punya line
26. Kat Indonesia, gadis2 ramai tak pakai tudung, sbb kalo ko pakai tudung die panggil ko "Ibu", cam adik aku kene ahahahahahaha!
27. Mak pakai tudung labuh, bapak pakai kopiah, anak kat depan pakai tights n tube top...aruuuuu~~~!
28. Kat Indonesia, awek2 smua pakai skinny jeans n tight leggings, aruuuu~~!
29. Laki kat indon suke pakai hood, tengahari pon pakai gak
30. Kat factory outlet store sane ade jual condom n lubes...aku pon tak paham
31. Ade skali ni sekumpulan mat2 Indon ushar panas kat aku, cam mat rempit Malaysia ushar panas mat indon kat sini, seram dowh...
32. Awek sane chun dowh~~!!!!!!!!!

Demand Support

2009-09-02T01:45:00.000-07:00

Indie bands versus mainstream music in Malaysia. That's what they've been talking bout these days; why indie band stand out, why indie band sucks, why mainstream music needs change, why mainstream music is better than indie bands...it doesn't really make sense does it?

My point here is that people are comparing music from two very different sources and labelling them as genres (if you would put 'indie' and 'mainstream' as genres that is) What's wrong listening to mainstream music? What's wrong listening to indie? Why compare music? Why degrade a certain genre? Aren't music suppose to be subjective, where anyone can listen to anything they want to listen to?

Why do most Malaysians degrade the indie movement?

Some people don't like indie because of the scene, the impact that gives to our youngsters, like a plague brought down from virus infected meteors on earth. Suddenly kids everywhere wears the same style of clothes, same hairstyle, same skinny jeans...Some, even hate indie bands for singing their songs in Malay; jumping on the bandwagon they say. Quite true i suppose, cause before, indie scene in Malaysia had always been in English; OAG, Flop Poppy, Butterfingers to name a few.

Maybe they don't understand indie in the first place...most consider indie as a genre, which is partially true. But what does it really mean to be indie?

Indie is the understanding that music should not come in genres, music should be independent, free from any type of musical, content or language reasons. Indie is an expression, an expression that does not fall within limits. To express is to tell a story or and idea transcending the boundaries of self, culture and even religion. Indie is SUPPOSE to be a movement, to revolutionise and to extort limitations from songwriters and music listeners alike.

Well, its not wrong to place indie as a genre, but think of the implication of this would develop into? Pattern. A pattern of the same sound, shared by numerous bands, copied and recycled. If indie were to be labelled as a genre, they will develop this idea that if its not broken, it should not be fixed; if a certain style or pattern in writing a song works, why try hard in finding new music? If indie is labelled as a genre, then where is the 'indieness' in Malaysian music? The soul and originality of a songwriter? The expression of musical ability and musical messages?

But then again, it's not the listeners fault in the first place. Youngsters are conditioned to follow what are shown and given to them. I remembered this audition ad for a Twisties commercial aired sometime ago. It displayed how to become an 'indie', which is to grow your hair long, colour it then bang your head...what's that suppose to mean?? Stereotyping could never be more degrading than this. Youngsters are indoctrinated that for them to become an 'indie' (again, labelling), they only need to have this certain style of dressing or a specific image of to present themselves to the public. In the end, these guys would turnout to be one of them 'posers', not understanding a bit of what indie means, but declare themselves as a disciple to the indie understanding.

So, back to the question, "Why most Malaysians degrade indie movement?" Do they feel that the Malaysian music industry can make a breakthrough through rock kapak? Or ballads? Do Malaysians really think that by recycling the same pattern we did back when our music industry was in a glorious state would be suffice for us to evolve?

Indie is what we need right now, the catalyst that will instill in our youths the understanding that they can do it if they believe in it, they can do it if they put effort and pursue it, to escape from the social stigmata that Malaysian youth cannot succeed in the musical industry, to escape the stereotypical Malaysian style of songwriting and especially, to start a revolution, a fresh start that might change the Malaysian music scene into something of it's own. Still hate Indie? HATE indie for a cause, but SUPPORT Indie for a cause.

Hear ye!

2009-08-07T17:15:00.000-07:00

Another short one:

Reasons for writing blogs:

1. Bored
2. To share memories or...
3. To share ideas, or discuss
4. To slam other people's ideas
5. To improve writing (??)
6. To show off your writing skills (I guess most opt for this)
7. To hookup with new bloggers; babes for men, hunks for ladies, or same gender (yuck)
8. For assignments (task given by teachers or lecturers)

Whatever the reason is, blogging is a place of sharing....so if you don't like a certain blog, clear things up with the writer before you judge them. Most people like to blindly assume that certain 'hate' pieces of writing are about them, therefore involving themselves in meaningless fights wih the writer.

My Shortest Blog Post

2009-07-28T18:14:00.001-07:00

I've yet posted a short-written blog before, so here goes:

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 27th July, 2009

Weird, cause the sun is shining ever so brightly but the temperature is low...never happened before (It's fucking Shah Alam fer sakes, it's suppose to be hot, especially when there's no rain)

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 28th July, 2009

Weirder still; no rain, yes sun, but cold weather

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 29th July, 2009

Finally, rain. Even scarier, the temperature is the same as yesterday, where it didn't rain

I'm tellin' ya, something really bad or really good is about to happen, duu duuuuu duuuu~~(eerie soundtrack)

SLR

2009-07-28T17:06:00.000-07:00

Kerak (a friend) once mentioned to me, what is it about this SLR craze? Suddenly everyone's having their own SLR, blowing off their money to buy one (or blowing off somebody's cock to afford one), and starts stamping their own photoshopped-brand-name-tag on their pet's pics and posting it on flicker or Facebook...Suddenly, everyone can be a professional photographer!

"Hek eleh, pehal plak botak ni? Suka ati aku la nak amik hobi ape, nak amik gambar bogel ke, nak amik gambar semut kerengge ke, ko tu main gitar tak ke kecoh..."

Relax, what i mean here is that if you are really into the art of handling the lens and to become an photophile then do it! But do it with passion, and pour some artistic senselah moron! There's this thing called 'dust control', 'dynamic range', 'aspect ratio', and 'filtering'. And i don't mean the filter of the camera. Please, by all means, filter those shots, choose the best (argh!!!) and do some research on publishing photos, edit, THEN publish it!!

"Shot with an SLR? Starting your own company? WOW!"

DON'T take pictures of your stupid smiling friends, bugs, chairs, grass, twigs, phlegm, the moon USING an SLR WITHOUT editing it, then STAMPING your own photoshopped-brand-name-tag on the pics then posting the CRAPPY pics on the net and hoping people will browse through your SLR snapped pics and then giving good comments like "Oh very nice" or "Oh, love the view" or "Oh, very artistic"...

F YOU!! F these amateur photograpers and F these noob viewers, cause they don't know shit! If you want to take shots of your own ass or similiar qualites of the sort, don't use SLR, use camera phonelah bodoh.

Cool! Where can I get one of these?

Knape, knape, KNAPE?!?!?!??!?

2009-04-07T13:54:00.000-07:00

Setiap insan di dunia ini mesti pernah mengidamkan sesuatu yang yang tak mungkin dimiliki, tak kiralah baju berjenama, seluar selebriti, kasut edisi khas, kereta Eropah, rumah agam, mahupun lelaki kacak atau gadis yang cantik. Untuk mendapatkan barangan idaman ini, anda mungkin harus bekerja keras untuk membelinya...tetapi sehingga kini ku masih tidak memahami...

Sesungguhnya, walaupun ku bekerja siang dan malam, ku takkan dapat memilikimu...Katakanlah, kerja gaji sebulan RM 2500, tolak duit sewa rumah, duit santapan, belanjawan ansuran kereta, duit temu janji, duit joli dan duit rokok, rasanya hanya boleh menyelamatkan lebih kurang RM 500, itupun kalau rasa mahu dijimatkan RM 500 tersebut...duit simpanan masa depan dan duit nak kahwin pula bagaimana??? Sesungguhnya, untuk memilikimu, mungkin ku harus merompak atau mencuri? Atau lebih teruk lagi menggadaikan maruah dan bekerja sebagai gigolo?? Aku tak sanggup!!

Apakah?:

"Hooooooo~~~~~" (Divine sound)

Sesungguhnya, walaupun sebuah gitar, tetapi ianya Gibson. Bukan gibbon, bukan Gibsun mahupun anak kepada Barry Gibb:

"Ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin'..."

Ya Tuhan, gitar ini berharga lebih kurang RM 12,000++ sebiji!! Itupun tanpa bagasinya. Harga tekstil import pun tidak mencapai ini, tambahan lagi aku boleh membeli kereta ataupun membayar wang muka rumah! Doblas ribu tu!!!! Kalau aku bawa andurku melancong atau berbulan madu mungkin lebih berbaloi! Musuh Gibson yang terdekat iaitu gitar buatan Fender pun tidak mencapai lebih dari RM 7000 (itu yang paling mahal dari Fender). Harga Gibson yang disebut tadi hanyalah Gibson Les Paul Standard. Standard dalam konteks ini bermaksud biasa, ataupun lebih mudah untuk difahami untuk keluaran komersil, belum lagi yang custom (direka khas) yang boleh mencapai RM 20,000!!!!! Disini saya ingin menegaskan bahawa harga-harga Gibson yang disebut adalah harga keluaran kilang, bukannya harga lelong Gibson bekas tangan lagenda-lagenda gitar. Itu mahu mencapai puluhan ribu!

Komponennya pula hanyalah terdiri daripada kayu-kayan, besi-besi kecil seperti skru dan magnet, sedikit komposit plastik dan juga tali, seperti gitar-gitar elektrik yang lain, tetapi harga barangan ini bila dicantumkan boleh membeli sebuah skuter Gilera. Yang lebih ganjil ialah ramai juga manusia yang mampu memiliki gitar ini. Asalkan anda lihat kugiran-kugiran di seluruh dunia, ramai yang memperisterikannya, mahu kugiran dari Amerika, Indonesia ataupun Malaysia.

"Jeah!! Uuuuhh~~!"

"Pejantan tangguh..."

"Gila darjat! Gila nama!..."

Tetapi bila dikenang kembali sewaktu ku mula meminati gitar, sebelum ku mula-mula sekali memetik tali-tali syurga, nama yang kukenal bukanlah Kapok, Yamaha, Jackson, Ibanez ataupun Fender, tetapi adalah Gibson. Walaupun ku selalu curang dan mengidamkan yang lain, tetapi dihati ini ku tetap mahukan yang itu...setelah hampir 9 tahun berasmara dengan instrumen bertali ini, ku sedari bahawa tiada lagi yang mampu menandinginya...dengan rintisan batinnya yang tebal, jelas sungguh pekat merdu serta berlemak, disertakan bersama susuk tubuh badan yang monggel dan genit, membuatkan mataku putih berurat, mulutku berair dan lututku menggigil keghairahan tatkala membayangkan ranjang asmara bersama Gibson.

Akhir kata, jika dibandingkan Gibson dengan gitar-gitar lain, bagaikan biduan syorga dengan pelacur tua. Sekian.

??????

Megan Fox (drool...)

Sleeping Diorder 2 (2004 - 2006)

2009-01-31T19:21:00.000-08:00

Sleepytime is where people show off their true nature. Enjoy!

No one has yet outdone Manung in the art of sleeping positions. Here, Manung looked as if he's engaged in a Muay Thai battle with an opponent, and is about to give a blow on the face with his elbow.

FYI: Manung is physically fit, and loves martial art.

Same angle... He does this often:

In case you dont recognize Manung:

Pascal, our righteous student's residential leader. He's a very kind fellow, and never fails to visit the mosque to pray daily.
One day, a senior student (an ass) got really pissed off with Pascal because he doesn't like the way Pascal looked (he likes to smile) and decides to pick a fight with him. But before the ass manages to do anything, he suddenly got really sick for days and after that, runs away from Pascal everytime he sees him. Queer.

He sleeps like this everytime, righteous indeed

However........

People, meet Apau. Apau, a hip-hop turned metal dude (notice his shirt), likes to bully juniors, makes shitty jokes, shitty remarks, and has a habit of breaking and loosing other people's stuff. A good fellow, but a pain in the ass. Apau has another habit of pulling a tight facess towards strangers, and likes to pretends he's somekind of a hardcore bitch.

Here, i'm proving that he's not. Sorry Apau.

Sleeping Disorder Competition (2004-2006)

2009-01-28T16:37:00.000-08:00

Yes folks, its real

"Flying in a Blue Dream"... (Consolation Prize)
By: Achuk

"I Think I Need A Shave"... (Consolation Prize)
By: Papa Bear

"Flaming Lips" & "Little Merman"... (3rd Place)
By: Leleh

"Byford"... (2nd Place)
By: Sudin

"I Want To Ride My Moped"...(1st Prize)
By: Manung

I'm winning a bet, by blogging this

2009-01-27T03:06:00.000-08:00

Kawan baik saya bernama Azrul Minoza. Dia berasal dari Taiping, Perak. Dikalangan rakan2 rapat, Azrul Minoza dikenali sebagai Kerak, ataupun name pentasnye, 'The Crucken'. Antara nama2 lain yg kerap digunakan untuk menyapa si Kerak ialah Emo (digunakan oleh seorang sahaja, iaitu En Karu, rakan Kerak dikenali sejak waktu zaman pre-TESLnya) dan juga Jojo (juga digunakan oleh sorang sahaja, iaitu pensyarah lisan si Kerak di zaman pre-TESLnya juge).

Kerak sangat comel orangnya, sangat pemalu di khalayak ramai, tetapi bagaikan lahanat ketika bersama sahabat taulan. Dia kerap menggunakan unsur2 kutukan dan carutan dalam perbualannya ketika gembira, tambahan lagi dengan suaranya yang sungguh nyaring, mimik wajah yang lucu serta latah yang bukan2, Kerak amat digemari oleh sesiapun pun yang mendampinginya.

Oleh kerana rupa Kerak yang comel dan unik, dia kerap menjadi tarikan pensyarah2 di tempat pengajiannya. Kerak sering mengeluh akan keadaan ini kerana terlalu kerap ditujukan soalan oleh pensyarah2nya. Ketika mengunjungi pusat2 riadah, dia sering di perhatikan oleh masyarakat, terutamanya jelingan2 mat-mat rempit yang sentiasa dahagakan darah. Mujurlah si Kerak bijak berbicara, oleh itu sehingga kini Kerak masih hidup dan akan meneruskan hidup walaupun sentiasa diancam atas sebab2 yang kurang munasabah ini.

Akan tetapi, Kerak yang sangat comel dan gembira ini janganlah disangka seperti itu sepanjang masa. Ketika tidur, dia bagaikan raksasa yang sedang lena. Jangankan diganggu, bernafas pun harus berjaga-jaga. Oleh kerana sifat Kerak yang sungguh istimewa ini, kami menggelarnya sebagai 'The Crucken'. Dari sinilah si Kerak mendapat gelaran itu.

Di waktu lapang, Kerak suka menghabiskan masa bermain permainan video, menghisap rokok sambil meneguk air bikarbonat yang sejuk, bermain snuker atau pool, mencaci rakan2 yang rapat, dan juga melabur perak serta emas. Kerak juga amat gemar menghayati keseksian susuk tubuh badan wanita yang cantik.

Hampir setiap tahun, si Kerak akan membeli beberapa pasang kasut yang cukup ranggi dan mahal. Menurut Kerak, "Ko kalo nak pakai kasut, jangan la beli yang murah, sebab yang murah ni susahlah nak cari yang bebetul best. Mengikut experience aku, kalo ko nak kasut yang bebetul menarik, ko memang terpaksa beli yang branded. Kalo ko pakai kasut cikai je, mane ade awek naaaak~~ pompuan kan suke kasut2 yang menarik, ish bodoh betul la ko ni" Itulah falsafah si Kerak dalam bab pemilihan kasut-kasutnyanya.

Akhir kata, Kerak ialah seorang rakan yang baik. Walaupun dia suka menghina dan mencaci rakan2 demi keseronokan sendiri, rakan2nya tetap gembira dan menyayangi Kerak. Kerak ialah seorang insan yang patut dicontohi jika kita ingin menjadi seorang rakan yang berguna.

Love is Cinta

2008-12-03T05:40:00.000-08:00

Somewhere in a rural part of Malaysia, a couple is walking together. After a day of hanky-panky both of them headed home and after the balak reached his girlfriend's house, they waved each other good bye and said "I love u!"

Now the thing is with Malaysians is they like to rojak their language, as i'm doing right now. Youngsters prefer to say "Thank you" instead of "Trime kaseh" , but thats fine by me. However have you heard Malaysian couples saying "Aku cinta kamu" (I love you) to each other? No right? Why? Of course, me and my dudes agree saying that IS cheesy, and using the phrase in front of your friends is like commiting social suicide. What about people in other country? Are they like us? Ashamed of saying "I love you" in their own language?

"I love you" in France is "Je t'aime". In Italy it's "Ti amo", in Japan "Aishiteru" and in Mandarin "Wo ai ni". All mentioned are proud of their language, unlike here in Malaysia. As a Malaysian, I swear with my life that i've NEVER encountered a Malay saying "Aku cinta kamu" or "Aku sayang kamu" . The closest is "I sayang you", and thank god the verb is in Malay but other than that it's foreign.

What made this intimate and very special suppose-to-be Malay phrase not special? Why is it used in a rojak way? Is it because love is like rojak? Where it is hot and sweet and sour at the same time? (Ignore this paragraph)

It is sad to know that Malays neglect to use pure Bahasa Malaysia in everyday life. Where is the poetry in that? Italian and French is considered by many the most beautiful language in the world. Part of the reason why it is so is because they don't mix it with other languages when they're using it, which makes it beautiful, they conserve it's beauty by using the language as it is.

To all Malays, i beg of you, from now on, instead of saying "I luv u" which sounds so cliché and boring and so very much overused, instead use "Aku cinta kamu" or "Aku sayang kamu" That might put up smile on your love ones.

Fat or Phat?

2008-11-09T07:15:00.000-08:00

People like to eat. Some people eat little, some eat a lot. Some people eat then vomit it out. Some eat because they have to eat, some because they like to eat. I like to eat. I don't care if I go fat. FAT. Why is it such a big deal? Do people actually care if they go fat? Yes. Why? Because getting fat is unhealthy, makes you look ugly. That's what they say. THEY. People. People around us. What do I care about being fat? Is being fat such a bad thing? Obesity of course is bad for you. I'm talking about being fat; spare tyres, jello arms, and some extra weight. Just because some people spare extras under their skin, they are considered fat. People with a bit of belly got called fatty. "Hey fattass, work on it will ya?" "Aren't ya afraid of going fat?" FUCK IT!! Being fat does not make you unhealthy. Most fat people want to get thin not for the sake of health, but more for the sake of being accepted by the society. Why do we need to do the things we don't like for people that we don't know? People should be able to accept you no matter how you look, and if they don't like what they see, too bad for them. Love your fat. Go out and eat. Indulge. Put that satay in your mouth. Slice those steaks and stuff it. Love your body just the way it is.

iPod or iPlot?

2008-08-21T08:36:00.000-07:00

People today step out of their house to go to work, school, do errands or to just jog, and they turn on their mp3 player. Why? Listening to a preset of songs pumps you up, makes you feel like you're in a movie about yourself. Be it action, comedy, thriller, or romantic. Presets of songs reminds you of events, memories. Some might put a glee on your face and some might trigger that Billy Corgan in you, sitting in the bus alone, watching passing cars and people with an emo face.
This morning, on my daily routine of sending my dad to work, who usually switches on the radio and tuning in to BBC news, i thought i 'd give it a go. Why not? Instead of turning on my mp3 player, why don't i just listen. Listen to what? Well, everything!
First up was news on the BBC mixed with the sound of wind blowing in the car window, carrying a faint sound of Hey Leonardo by Blessid Union of Souls. Then, waving my dad goodbye from the parking lot, Missery Business by Paramore blasted from the parking ticket booth. I stopped and listened to all of it while puffing my cigarette, just for the feel.
It didn't stop there. When i went to a mamak stall to have my tosai, i was treated with a rather percussive piece, a tamil song, which i quite enjoyed. Next, i visited a pirated cd stall, and the taukeh were swinging his shoulders to a very fast paced fengtau. Next to them, a local deli which sells sandwich was playing a selection of Jeff Buckley, Quincy Jones, The Beatles, and some unfamiliar jazz quartet. Quite a taste.
Later, i overheard a bit of Anuar Zain on a ringtone. At the bus terminal, Tiada Lagi Kidungmu blasted from a small record store. Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis was leaking out from a young boy's headphones. On my way home, i was treated with a traditional zapin song from the radio. All of that, are only a small selection from what I've heard, not including the vast sounds that came out from strangers singing, beggars tunes from the streets and from car stereos.
So you tell me, why did they invent the iPod Shuffle in the first place when music in all sorts of form can be heard around us? Get out of that comfort zone, stop listening to songs that you're already familiar with, surprise yourself and throw away those earphones! Why not listen to overheard music?