Make-believe

So, here's the thing. If my buddies were to be given each a fictional warrior position, this is how it would turn out:

Me: Shaolin Warrior
Because: I'm sure nobody would disagree.

"With this baby, I get extra clean shave everytime!"

Kerak: Mongolian Warrior
Because: Everything about him tells me that
he is a mongolian tryant; self-indulgent,
likes to shoot arrows up into people's asses
from afar and for being an ass himself.

"Giddy up boy! I think I saw naked women up those hills..."

Paeh: Viking veteran
Because: His knowledge, his ego, his greed to conquer
and his high taste for food and women. Not to mention
those beard.

"Oh this? My mother gave it to me when I was 3 , ancient Norsemen use it for orgies and stuff..."

Azam: Viking warrior
Because: Similiar to Paeh, except that he is the warrior
type, no amount of women, food and blood could
satisfy his thirst.

"This place is filled with bird poop. I hate poop. FUUUUUUCK THEEEEEEEM!!!!!!! *pants* Hail Loki!"

Paeh VS Azam
"Tell me, what did you use to shave it off?"
"No way in Thor's dung I'd tell you"
"RAAAAAAAAWR!!!"
"RAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!"

Tawam: African Warrior
Because: The fastest warrior alive (on foot that is).

"I eat leopard's testicles for breakfast"

Izhar: The Paladin
Because: Self-righteous, likes to preach and pessimistic.

"You say you're right one more time and I'll chop off yer head"

Boteng: The Pirate
Because: Loves to party, loves gold (even thought he
doesn't show it) and likes to let himself drift alone in
his sea of thoughts, like a driftwood. When opportunity
comes, he plunders them, hehe.

"NOOOOO! NOT RUM AGAIN!!!"

Adib: Goblin warrior
Because: Need i say more?

"Ugh ugh, agh agh, yagh yagh? Mulooooot~~~, *snorts*"