So fresh so clean clean

Now that's gotta be the cleanest backstreet ever... -Behind Suraya Hotel, Kuantan Pahang.

Vladmir's Offering

Since Adib complained, I took the liberty to change his "warrior pic".\

"Ugh ugh, agh agh, yagh yagh? Mulooooot~~~, *snorts*"

Make-believe

So, here's the thing. If my buddies were to be given each a fictional warrior position, this is how it would turn out:

Me: Shaolin Warrior
Because: I'm sure nobody would disagree.

"With this baby, I get extra clean shave everytime!"

Kerak: Mongolian Warrior
Because: Everything about him tells me that
he is a mongolian tryant; self-indulgent,
likes to shoot arrows up into people's asses
from afar and for being an ass himself.

"Giddy up boy! I think I saw naked women up those hills..."

Paeh: Viking veteran
Because: His knowledge, his ego, his greed to conquer
and his high taste for food and women. Not to mention
those beard.

"Oh this? My mother gave it to me when I was 3 , ancient Norsemen use it for orgies and stuff..."

Azam: Viking warrior
Because: Similiar to Paeh, except that he is the warrior
type, no amount of women, food and blood could
satisfy his thirst.

"This place is filled with bird poop. I hate poop. FUUUUUUCK THEEEEEEEM!!!!!!! *pants* Hail Loki!"

Paeh VS Azam
"Tell me, what did you use to shave it off?"
"No way in Thor's dung I'd tell you"
"RAAAAAAAAWR!!!"
"RAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!"

Tawam: African Warrior
Because: The fastest warrior alive (on foot that is).

"I eat leopard's testicles for breakfast"

Izhar: The Paladin
Because: Self-righteous, likes to preach and pessimistic.

"You say you're right one more time and I'll chop off yer head"

Boteng: The Pirate
Because: Loves to party, loves gold (even thought he
doesn't show it) and likes to let himself drift alone in
his sea of thoughts, like a driftwood. When opportunity
comes, he plunders them, hehe.

"NOOOOO! NOT RUM AGAIN!!!"

Adib: Goblin warrior
Because: Need i say more?

"Ugh ugh, agh agh, yagh yagh? Mulooooot~~~, *snorts*"

Holly Effin Shit!!

"By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" - Pickles the drummer, Metalocalypse 2006.

Holy shit. Just about two words to describe how awesome this cartoon series is.
"Pffft. Cartoon is for kids."
Wrong faggot!

When was the last time cartoon's been made awesome, huh? Even 'Jem and the Holograms' kicks more asses than Kimpossible, not mentioning Saber Rider and Transformers, which are waaaaaaay better than any of the shit toons they aired on tv these last couple of years.

Reasons why i think Metalocalypse is awesome:

1. It's about a metal band, what's cooler than that? What's that? Fuck you
2. The songs made by the band Dethlok sounds better than half of the metal bands you listen to
3. Each band member is a parody version of real metal artist in real life
4. Bleep cencor sounds are replaced with guitar screeching sounds, different sound everytime. Hah!
5. Absolutely funny
6. Absolutely brutal.

For those metalfucks out there, this is the shit for you.
Check these out:

Dethlok - Coffee Jingle

Metalocalypse - Intro Song

Kata-kata

Kita semua tahu, kata2 itu penting, hanya sedikit kata2 yang memberangsangkan atau kata2 yang kesat boleh mengubah perasaan seseorang itu. Tetapi agak pelik juga, pabila seseorang itu boleh menjadi keliru, kerana tidak cukup mendengar kata2 atau ayat2 "tertentu" setiap hari. Biar saya jelaskan.

Cuba ingat kembali ketika mula megenali dengan seseorang yang baru, pada mulanya kita amatlah sopan antara satu sama lain, mengucapkan "tenkiu" untuk setiap batang rokok yang diberikan, ucapan "Ai leb yu" diucapkan setiap hari dan mengucapkan "Maaf" walau terlanggar sedikit dibahupun.

Akan tetapi, bila sudah lama berkenalan, setiap batang rokok yang dibelanjakan tidak perlulah disertakan dengan terima kasih, ucapan cinta tidak perlulah diucapkan setiap hari, dan kalau tertumbuk pun tidak meminta maaf kemudiannya (yang ini mungkin sedikit abnormal).

Semua ini berlaku kerana kita sudah BIASA dengan orang tersebut, ataupun perkataan yang lebih indah ialah MENGENALI insan itu. Bila kita sudah mengenali seseorang, kita tidak perlu pun mengucap kata2 yang byk, kerana apa seseorang itu fikirkan sudah pun dapat di agak kerana kita MENGENALI mereka. Kata2 digantikan dengan PERBUATAN dan SIKAP yang baik kerana disitulah sifat sebenar seseorang itu boleh dihargai, bukanlah dengan kata2 yang boleh menipu.

Tapi apa yang sedihnya, ramai manusia mudah tersinggung perasaan oleh orang yang DIKENALI, atas sebab kata2. Bukan setakat tersalah kata atau tersalah cakap, malah, tidak mengucapkan perkataan2 tertentu atau ayat2 tertentu JUGA boleh membuatkan mereka berasa susah hati atau tersinggung. Bukankah kita sudah mengenali antara satu sama lain? Begitu pentingkah kata2 yang manis atau kata2 memujuk walaupun sudah lama berkenalan? Bukankan kata2 manis itu DUSTA? Bukankah kita sepatutnye sudah memahami SIKAP seseorang itu?

Akhir kata, kucing pun tahu tuan mereka sayangkan mereka tanpa kita perlu berkata-kata, cukuplah dengan sikap menyayangi yang ditunjukkan.

Elektronika Extravaganza

Untuk pengetahuan anda, saya sangat sukakan lagu2 yang pelbagai, terutamanya yang berunsurkan pop gula-gula getah dan juga metal berat. Lagu berunsurkan elektronik juga menjadi pilihan, kerana bunyi-bunyian yang pelik dalam lagu2 seperti ini tidak dapat di salurkan melalui instrumen2 biasa. Lagu2 elektronik yang dimaksudkan disini bukanlah lagu2 sampah seperti feng tau, akan tetapi lagu elektronik yang dimainkan sendiri oleh artis tersebut, secara langsung dan spontan, bukanlah dirakam dahulu di studio kemudian diputarkan di atas pentas, sambil si pemain menghangguk hangukkan kepalanya seperti si dungu mabuk. Lagu elektronik yang sebenar-benarnya bak kata brader-brader "true" adalah dimainkan sendiri, sambil menyanyi menggunakan peralatan elektronik secara langsung dan spontan.

Just For Now by Imogen Heap

Pernah dengar? Jika tidak anda harus mengenali minah berbakat ini. Nama yang agak ganjil, besertakan muzik yang jua ganjil. Perhatikan cara beliau memainkan lagunya, hanyalah dengan mengulang dan melapikkan bunyi-bunyian antara satu sama lain, ataupun dalam istilah Bahasa Inggerisnya looping, teknik yang kerap digunakan oleh kumpulan2 elektronik. Akan tetapi, disebabkan minah ini sungguh berbakat, dia boleh memainkannya seorang diri, bukan itu sahaja, malahan timingnya sungguhlah tepat! Lihatlah betapa bersahajanya dia mempersembahkan karya beliau. Hebat bukan? Ini barulah muzik elektronik!


Oh Cik Imogen Heap, walaupun anda tak berapa cantik dan berfesyen pelik, anda sememangnya berbakat!

Mmmph Vade

It's early morning!! My favourite time of the day (I hate waking up in the morning though) because it is the most beautiful time of day! Everything and everyone starts in the morning. Birds chirpin', sounds of busses, sunrise and the extreme need to take a dump, ah yess, morning.

If you are by chance a resident in Sect 17 Shah Alam, there is this particular restaurant which I really like called Samathani. Its one of those old skool mamak, not those new age mamak which have big screens and uniforms. The only people who eats there are dudes and old farts (I fall into both categories) and a minority of women (probably because of them ol farts). They serve delicious and thick rhoti chanai, with original mamak style curry and dal, made daily which makes them fresh!! But the reason I go there almost every morning (if Im still up) is this:

Vade! There are 2 types, those hard crispy vades you eat with raw chilli and this donut shaped ones. I like both, but this particular restaurant makes the most delicious donut shaped vades every morning! Its made of rice flour, curry leaves, ginger and some other stuff.

Its very crispy on the outside, but once your teeth sink in, the inside is very soft. The first time I ate it, I was chewing and kept looking at the bitten vade, the inside is white and I can see some curry leaves and onions; I didn't get it, why is it so good?? I looked at the table beside me and this 'pakcik' was eating them while dipping it in fish curry....are you drooling folks?

So,do try if you're in Shah Alam, but make sure you try these during early morning, I mean really early like around 6.15am till 8am where its still hot and fresh. The place is very clean and the service is the best!!

P/S: Wrestling is aired on the tv during business. Watching ol farts cursing at the tv is also another form of entertainment.