Château de rêve

Dreams are always weird. The fact that you forget them is even weirder. Some dreams however, are so unforgettable, breathtaking and beautiful you wonder how your mind can come up with such things...

One of those dreams usually started out simple. Occurring events here and there, walking through houses, then suddenly...

I can see a huge plain and about two football fields in front of me stood a huge-ass tree-castle on a staircase-like hill, like the ones on golf courses, complete with a black gate and clear blue sky background.

This drawing sucks!

Laugh all you want. I'm not a painter. It is almost impossible to depict the "epic"ness and the greatness of the view. Only in dreams where you can grasp such depth and tone on what you see or experience...

To better understand the settings from your perspective, it could be explained this way:

Only 5 minutes a day for perfect abs

The black dots are houses, and the tree-castle stood at the bottom of a staircase-like hill. I think the huge-ass-castle-tree-in-front-of-a-huge-ass-plain is kind of a subconscious image mash up I saw from somewhere...hey wait a sec-

This is familiar...

???????
Even better!

Gadis Cantik Idaman Pria

Aku tahu laman blog aku kurang menyerlah. Yalah, orang macam aku idea datang sekali sekala sahaja, nak tulis selalu pun rasa tak guna nak paksa minda aku ini. Kalau paksa2, maka tertulislah blog yang amatlah bosan sekali.

Alangkah bagusnya jika aku seorang gadis yang cantik, tulislah apa sahaja pun, orang pasti mahu baca, macam Hanis Zalikha~

Kalau aku perempuan cantik, ambiklah gambar lagak bagaimanapun, orang pasti mahu lihat, tak kiralah baru bangun dari tidur atau baru nak tidur. Agaknya muka tengah terberak pun ada orang nak tengok. Maklumlah, cantik.

Kalau perempuan cantik, bukan sahaja lelaki suka melihat, kaum hawa sendiri pun rasa teruja. "Eh, cantikla you, muke you cam Megan Musang." "I suke tgk u pakai tudung cam Yuna cumiiiill :))))))))))."

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Tapi kalau orang lelaki lainlah ceritanya, kalau kacak sangatlah, paling nak puji pun orang perempuan sahajalah, itupun yang gedik2. Kalau lelaki kacak pula... tak payah beranganlah, kalau lelaki lain puji, er, faham2 lah sendiri. Kalau perempuan itu pula cantik, maka tak payahlah nak puji lelaki kacak, biar lelaki itu sahaja yang datang, macam bunga menunggu kumbang~

Oh~ perempuan cantik~ begitu mudah kau mempengaruhi masyarakat~

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, tak payah belajar tinggi2 atau jauh2 atau besar2. Jadi sahaja model, paling tidak pun pelakon. Kalau boleh menyanyi lagilah, mata tambahan. Tak payah susah2 kerja, cari sahaja lelaki yang berkemampuan. Jangan dapat yang kurang berkemampuan di atas ranjang sudahlah.

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, akan aku berlagak sombong, Yalah, kalau sudah cantik, beramah mesra nanti orang kata aku ni wanita murahan, mana2 lelaki pun boleh~ tua atau muda, miskin atau kaya.

Oh tidak, tidak. Aku bukan wanita murahan. You want me? Show me the money~

THIS IS BELACAN!!!!!

The other day me n wifey went to Tesco to buy some groceries. When we went to look for belacan (prawn paste) we saw this:



Everything about it screamed awesome.From the colour contrast of metallic blue and gold, to the perspective lines surrounding a bell, with the iconic prawn and dragon emblem, it's as if Jackie Chan designed the packaging himself.

Usually, other belacan packaging are downright boring...







Presentation is very VERY important

At a Shop

(While looking around a salesgirl came to my dad...)

Salesgirl: Yes?
Dad: No

It's annoying when...

1. people tell me to stop wearing skinny jeans. You're probably jealous, cos you're fat
2. people ask me why i shave my head. That's like asking why women wear make up
3. people tell me to grow my hair. Bald issue again
4. people ask me questions that they can asnwer themselves
5. ugly people call other people ugly
6. people tell me the dangers of smoking. i've been hearing that for the past 23 years from my DOCTOR parents
7. a person don't shampoo their hair. I'm bald, and even i use shampoo
8. a person don't wear deodorant. IT'S THE 21st CENTURY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
9. a person wears huge-ass headphones and bobbing their head in public. Seriously, don't do that
10. a person comes up to you and start talking like they've known you for years. Stay away from me creep!
11. a person won't admit they've lost a match. LOSER
12. a person uses your own comeback against you. Ex: A:You're a dumbass B No, you're a dumbass
13. a person doesn't signal when driving. THE ULTIMATE ANNOYANCE

Sounds the same to me...

Some of my friends have been complaining that metal music sounds pretty much the same, well i have to agree. Not that i agree that each metal song sounds the same with each other, any song that you hear in the same genre will sound pretty much the same. I mean, how thick can you get?? If its the same genre of the same type of music, of course it sounds the same!

How many times have you listened to classical songs and thought that it sounded familiar but in fact it actually came from two different songs? How about listening to R&B? What about pop songs? Emo?

Nowadays, its hard not to sound almost identical to another singer or band because we are in the future, stop living in the past! Now with all the technologies that we have, almost everything is fast and mass produced, and that goes to music as well. During the days when our parents were younger, artists have to wait for at least 2 to 3 years to come up with an album. Now, an artist can come up with 2 albums in one year due to the competition and technology that we currently have.

Plus, almost all types or genres of music have been dwelled into. Think people, how much more new music can we produce without exploiting what we already have?
So stop telling me that metal music sounds the same, cause i know they sound the same because i know why its that way!!

We may look the same, be we ain't the same shitz, b*tch!

Not A Gym Rat

Lately i've been paying frequent visits to the gym, mainly because i want to regain my fitness. I was afraid of becoming less and less fit each day due to my lifestyle; smoking, hours of time spent in front of my computer, nocturnal, and the lowering of my metabolisme.

When i was younger (ehem), i had super metabolisme. When i said super, i mean SUPER. I could eat anything, anytime without having to exercise and still be in shape. I used to eat tonnes of calories and it would just burn away when i sleep. Pretty neat huh?

Well i guess i dont have that anymore probably because im getting older, which sucks by the way. I miss my younger days when i can just eat and eat and eat and still wear size 29 pants.

Here is a picture of the gym i go to in Shah Alam, which is the gym in the UiTM main campus:


As you can see, there is only one towel in there, which is mine. That means no goes to the gym, and that also means i get to have the gym for my own. I like to think of it as my personal gym situated in UiTM.

So people, get fit! And work some ass off at the gym! Now!