Tuesday, July 28, 2009

My Shortest Blog Post

I've yet posted a short-written blog before, so here goes:

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 27th July, 2009

Weird, cause the sun is shining ever so brightly but the temperature is low...never happened before (It's fucking Shah Alam fer sakes, it's suppose to be hot, especially when there's no rain)

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 28th July, 2009

Weirder still; no rain, yes sun, but cold weather

Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia, 29th July, 2009

Finally, rain. Even scarier, the temperature is the same as yesterday, where it didn't rain

I'm tellin' ya, something really bad or really good is about to happen, duu duuuuu duuuu~~(eerie soundtrack)


Kerak (a friend) once mentioned to me, what is it about this SLR craze? Suddenly everyone's having their own SLR, blowing off their money to buy one (or blowing off somebody's cock to afford one), and starts stamping their own photoshopped-brand-name-tag on their pet's pics and posting it on flicker or Facebook...Suddenly, everyone can be a professional photographer!

"Hek eleh, pehal plak botak ni? Suka ati aku la nak amik hobi ape, nak amik gambar bogel ke, nak amik gambar semut kerengge ke, ko tu main gitar tak ke kecoh..."

Relax, what i mean here is that if you are really into the art of handling the lens and to become an photophile then do it! But do it with passion, and pour some artistic senselah moron! There's this thing called 'dust control', 'dynamic range', 'aspect ratio', and 'filtering'. And i don't mean the filter of the camera. Please, by all means, filter those shots, choose the best (argh!!!) and do some research on publishing photos, edit, THEN publish it!!

"Shot with an SLR? Starting your own company? WOW!"

DON'T take pictures of your stupid smiling friends, bugs, chairs, grass, twigs, phlegm, the moon USING an SLR WITHOUT editing it, then STAMPING your own photoshopped-brand-name-tag on the pics then posting the CRAPPY pics on the net and hoping people will browse through your SLR snapped pics and then giving good comments like "Oh very nice" or "Oh, love the view" or "Oh, very artistic"...

F YOU!! F these amateur photograpers and F these noob viewers, cause they don't know shit! If you want to take shots of your own ass or similiar qualites of the sort, don't use SLR, use camera phonelah bodoh.

Cool! Where can I get one of these?