Tag Your Friends

You know those pictures where you tag people in Facebook or Myspace according to their personalities? It was at first, but later on everyone gets tired of it...well not everyone, some get thrills looking for their name in the picture, "Ooooh, which one this time? "The sexy one"? Do i get "the funny one"? And when they found their name with something they like, they get orgasms: "Oh there it is!! I got "the whore"! So this guy thinks I'm hot, oh goodie!"

Here, I'm going to give my friends the "orgasm" of finding out what I think of them:

1. THE LOUD MOUTH - Kerak

Why are you staring at my cock baldie? Don't tell me you're jelous...?

Hello Kerak. You get the loud mouth title because of your loud mouth. Kerak likes to talk shit, loves bickering and he always win. Always. Likes to say "I will do this" "I will do that" blah blah blah...but never gets it done.Never. Mr. Loudmouth

2. THE HOOKAH FREAK - Paeh

Paeh in his battle gear

Hellooo Paeh. Paeh loves to smoke the hookah. Ever since Paeh took his first puff of it, he fell in love with it. He loves it so much that he would get really sad when his friends doesn't want to hang out where there's hookah or when they don't want to spend anymore time hanging out watching him smoke hookah. If his friends refused to abide by his request, he would pretend to cry or might be really crying for real which is pathetic. Poor Paeh...

Paeh's wet dream...

3. THE DUMBASS - Tawam Mat Mat Mat


What's the use of wearing a wig (left) if it looks (if not the same) almost the same with your own hair? Dumbass

"Look at me!!! I'm wearing a wig!!" "Waitaminute...."

4. THE CRAZY FUCK - Azam

Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y
And on his farm he got Azam, C-R-A-Z-Y
He's a crazy fuck, a crazy fuck,
Fuck here fuck there everywhere fuck fuck,
Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y

He is one crazy fuck. I'm sure he will feel very much honoured by this because he IS a crazy fuck.

Dunlop

BLISTERED FINGERS
LACK OF SLEEP
BEER-STAINED CLOTHES
NO DRINK TICKETS
FLAT TIRES
NO SOUNDCHECK
NO MONITORS
BROKEN STRINGS
DEAF SOUNDMEN
SMELLY VAN
MILES OF BORING HIGHWAY
DEAD 9V BATTERIES
LEAD SINGER'S DISEASE
LETHAL B.O.
CRASHING ON FLOORS
2AM LOAD-OUTS
FUGLY GROUPIES
DRUMMERS...

IT'S ALL WORTH IT

LIVE TO PLAY LIVE

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