Château de rêve

Dreams are always weird. The fact that you forget them is even weirder. Some dreams however, are so unforgettable, breathtaking and beautiful you wonder how your mind can come up with such things...

One of those dreams usually started out simple. Occurring events here and there, walking through houses, then suddenly...

I can see a huge plain and about two football fields in front of me stood a huge-ass tree-castle on a staircase-like hill, like the ones on golf courses, complete with a black gate and clear blue sky background.

This drawing sucks!

Laugh all you want. I'm not a painter. It is almost impossible to depict the "epic"ness and the greatness of the view. Only in dreams where you can grasp such depth and tone on what you see or experience...

To better understand the settings from your perspective, it could be explained this way:

Only 5 minutes a day for perfect abs

The black dots are houses, and the tree-castle stood at the bottom of a staircase-like hill. I think the huge-ass-castle-tree-in-front-of-a-huge-ass-plain is kind of a subconscious image mash up I saw from somewhere...hey wait a sec-

This is familiar...

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Even better!

Gadis Cantik Idaman Pria

Aku tahu laman blog aku kurang menyerlah. Yalah, orang macam aku idea datang sekali sekala sahaja, nak tulis selalu pun rasa tak guna nak paksa minda aku ini. Kalau paksa2, maka tertulislah blog yang amatlah bosan sekali.

Alangkah bagusnya jika aku seorang gadis yang cantik, tulislah apa sahaja pun, orang pasti mahu baca, macam Hanis Zalikha~

Kalau aku perempuan cantik, ambiklah gambar lagak bagaimanapun, orang pasti mahu lihat, tak kiralah baru bangun dari tidur atau baru nak tidur. Agaknya muka tengah terberak pun ada orang nak tengok. Maklumlah, cantik.

Kalau perempuan cantik, bukan sahaja lelaki suka melihat, kaum hawa sendiri pun rasa teruja. "Eh, cantikla you, muke you cam Megan Musang." "I suke tgk u pakai tudung cam Yuna cumiiiill :))))))))))."

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Tapi kalau orang lelaki lainlah ceritanya, kalau kacak sangatlah, paling nak puji pun orang perempuan sahajalah, itupun yang gedik2. Kalau lelaki kacak pula... tak payah beranganlah, kalau lelaki lain puji, er, faham2 lah sendiri. Kalau perempuan itu pula cantik, maka tak payahlah nak puji lelaki kacak, biar lelaki itu sahaja yang datang, macam bunga menunggu kumbang~

Oh~ perempuan cantik~ begitu mudah kau mempengaruhi masyarakat~

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, tak payah belajar tinggi2 atau jauh2 atau besar2. Jadi sahaja model, paling tidak pun pelakon. Kalau boleh menyanyi lagilah, mata tambahan. Tak payah susah2 kerja, cari sahaja lelaki yang berkemampuan. Jangan dapat yang kurang berkemampuan di atas ranjang sudahlah.

Kalaulah aku perempuan cantik, akan aku berlagak sombong, Yalah, kalau sudah cantik, beramah mesra nanti orang kata aku ni wanita murahan, mana2 lelaki pun boleh~ tua atau muda, miskin atau kaya.

Oh tidak, tidak. Aku bukan wanita murahan. You want me? Show me the money~

THIS IS BELACAN!!!!!

The other day me n wifey went to Tesco to buy some groceries. When we went to look for belacan (prawn paste) we saw this:



Everything about it screamed awesome.From the colour contrast of metallic blue and gold, to the perspective lines surrounding a bell, with the iconic prawn and dragon emblem, it's as if Jackie Chan designed the packaging himself.

Usually, other belacan packaging are downright boring...







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