Fly-Eating-Lamp

The future of disco...?

No, it is not a disco ball, and yes, it is a fly-eating-lamp.
Sorry?

Created by two designer braniacs from Brit, James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau crossed their swords together and sparked this horror of a lamp, which er... consume these unwanted pests and turn them into the energy to light up these lamps.

The devourer of life

For those who don't like creepy lamps, there's also creepy fly-eating clocks, creepy mouse eating table, and creepy U.V flykiller parasite robot (for entertainment, they say).

Behold, the flypaper robotic...clock...

If you look close enough, there's a teeny weeny small LCD which is great to be put at homes because we like to squint our eyes when we want to know what time it is.

Ahhh what would the world be without the wonders of science? I can actually see it, in the future, where the world will be overpopulated, and scientists would build a huge human devouring power plant...

"Howard have you seen Charlie?"
"Grinnell, Iowa needed electricity for at least another 30 years, so he went in."
"Good for Charlie!"

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Dyson DC31

Dyson DC31. It can suck your eyeballs out from 1 metre range (kidding)

Ain't that a beut? It also has 104 000rpm motor power, so don't leave it around for kids to play around with.

It is actually a vacuum cleaner and it looks like something you can use to kill off aliens of some sort... hey wait-a-sec...


I knew it! It looks a lot like the plasma rifle in Halo... the designer likes the game I assume.

Master Chief's anema device. Scary

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY??? WTF IS THAT???


Well, as far as I know, the titanium wraps around the ball end of the strings (guitarists should know this) to help reduce string slippage, breakage and keeps them in tune better than ordinary guitar strings.

OK, what it means here is that your strings last longer. Cool!

Nice packaging huh? Even the strings are gold coloured, all of 'em!!

Ordinary set of strings cost around RM 25, the ones I usually buy is around RM50 which are from Elixir, they are also very good because they coat their ENTIRE strings with this special coating which makes them 3 to 5 times longer than usual strings. BUT this one cost me RM65, and I assume would be better than Elixir. It better be!

Anyway, I'm very satisfied with the sound it produces, which is very bright and sharp . Though it was mistake to buy them smaller gauge because I prefer thicker strings, they have more 'balls'.

Semakin dekat, tetapi...?

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Ada Apa Dengan Skinny?

Apabila seseorang mengunjungi ke negara yang lain, perkara pertama yang akan diperhatikan ialah orang di negara itu, dan secara lumrahnya apabila seorang lelaki pergi ke negara lain, sudah tentu perkara pertama yang diperhatikan ialah perempuan!

Buat kunjungan kali ke-2 ke Indonesia, saya perhatikan gadis2 Indonesia masih cukup sukakan skinny jeans/tights. Saya tidak nafikan di Malaysia juga fesyen skinny ini turut menjadi pilihan di kalangan remaja dan orang dewasa, tetapi skinny jeans tidaklah dijadikan pilihan utama dalam pemilihan seluar. Di Indonesia, asalkan dalam kategori cewek, SEMUAnya memakai skinny ataupun tights.

Tidak percaya?

Perhatikan cewek di antara cowok2, skinny jeans

Di sekitar Tangkuban Perahu (gunung berapi yang masih aktif)

Skinny jeans merata-rata

Lagi cewek skinny jeans

MILF skinny jeans pun ada

Rear view, hehe

Cewek atas motor

Cewek bertudung, tetap dengan skinny

Cewek2 di Indonesia bergaya ke mana-mana sahaja mereka pergi, tak kiralah pusat membeli belah, pasaraya, pasar basah, lorong jalanan, di kawasan kampung, di depan rumah, di kedai2. Tidak seperti di Malaysia.

Untuk tatapan para gadis, takkanlah nak tunjuk cewek saja (Pengawal Safari Indonesia)

Maka, pengajarannya di sini ialah contohilah rakyat Indonesia, bergaya di mana-mana sahaja, tak kiralah miskin atau kaya.

Tag Your Friends

You know those pictures where you tag people in Facebook or Myspace according to their personalities? It was at first, but later on everyone gets tired of it...well not everyone, some get thrills looking for their name in the picture, "Ooooh, which one this time? "The sexy one"? Do i get "the funny one"? And when they found their name with something they like, they get orgasms: "Oh there it is!! I got "the whore"! So this guy thinks I'm hot, oh goodie!"

Here, I'm going to give my friends the "orgasm" of finding out what I think of them:

1. THE LOUD MOUTH - Kerak

Why are you staring at my cock baldie? Don't tell me you're jelous...?

Hello Kerak. You get the loud mouth title because of your loud mouth. Kerak likes to talk shit, loves bickering and he always win. Always. Likes to say "I will do this" "I will do that" blah blah blah...but never gets it done.Never. Mr. Loudmouth

2. THE HOOKAH FREAK - Paeh

Paeh in his battle gear

Hellooo Paeh. Paeh loves to smoke the hookah. Ever since Paeh took his first puff of it, he fell in love with it. He loves it so much that he would get really sad when his friends doesn't want to hang out where there's hookah or when they don't want to spend anymore time hanging out watching him smoke hookah. If his friends refused to abide by his request, he would pretend to cry or might be really crying for real which is pathetic. Poor Paeh...

Paeh's wet dream...

3. THE DUMBASS - Tawam Mat Mat Mat


What's the use of wearing a wig (left) if it looks (if not the same) almost the same with your own hair? Dumbass

"Look at me!!! I'm wearing a wig!!" "Waitaminute...."

4. THE CRAZY FUCK - Azam

Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y
And on his farm he got Azam, C-R-A-Z-Y
He's a crazy fuck, a crazy fuck,
Fuck here fuck there everywhere fuck fuck,
Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y

He is one crazy fuck. I'm sure he will feel very much honoured by this because he IS a crazy fuck.

Dunlop

BLISTERED FINGERS
LACK OF SLEEP
BEER-STAINED CLOTHES
NO DRINK TICKETS
FLAT TIRES
NO SOUNDCHECK
NO MONITORS
BROKEN STRINGS
DEAF SOUNDMEN
SMELLY VAN
MILES OF BORING HIGHWAY
DEAD 9V BATTERIES
LEAD SINGER'S DISEASE
LETHAL B.O.
CRASHING ON FLOORS
2AM LOAD-OUTS
FUGLY GROUPIES
DRUMMERS...

IT'S ALL WORTH IT

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