At a Shop

(While looking around a salesgirl came to my dad...)

Salesgirl: Yes?
Dad: No

It's annoying when...

1. people tell me to stop wearing skinny jeans. You're probably jealous, cos you're fat
2. people ask me why i shave my head. That's like asking why women wear make up
3. people tell me to grow my hair. Bald issue again
4. people ask me questions that they can asnwer themselves
5. ugly people call other people ugly
6. people tell me the dangers of smoking. i've been hearing that for the past 23 years from my DOCTOR parents
7. a person don't shampoo their hair. I'm bald, and even i use shampoo
8. a person don't wear deodorant. IT'S THE 21st CENTURY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
9. a person wears huge-ass headphones and bobbing their head in public. Seriously, don't do that
10. a person comes up to you and start talking like they've known you for years. Stay away from me creep!
11. a person won't admit they've lost a match. LOSER
12. a person uses your own comeback against you. Ex: A:You're a dumbass B No, you're a dumbass
13. a person doesn't signal when driving. THE ULTIMATE ANNOYANCE

Sounds the same to me...

Some of my friends have been complaining that metal music sounds pretty much the same, well i have to agree. Not that i agree that each metal song sounds the same with each other, any song that you hear in the same genre will sound pretty much the same. I mean, how thick can you get?? If its the same genre of the same type of music, of course it sounds the same!

How many times have you listened to classical songs and thought that it sounded familiar but in fact it actually came from two different songs? How about listening to R&B? What about pop songs? Emo?

Nowadays, its hard not to sound almost identical to another singer or band because we are in the future, stop living in the past! Now with all the technologies that we have, almost everything is fast and mass produced, and that goes to music as well. During the days when our parents were younger, artists have to wait for at least 2 to 3 years to come up with an album. Now, an artist can come up with 2 albums in one year due to the competition and technology that we currently have.

Plus, almost all types or genres of music have been dwelled into. Think people, how much more new music can we produce without exploiting what we already have?
So stop telling me that metal music sounds the same, cause i know they sound the same because i know why its that way!!

We may look the same, be we ain't the same shitz, b*tch!

Not A Gym Rat

Lately i've been paying frequent visits to the gym, mainly because i want to regain my fitness. I was afraid of becoming less and less fit each day due to my lifestyle; smoking, hours of time spent in front of my computer, nocturnal, and the lowering of my metabolisme.

When i was younger (ehem), i had super metabolisme. When i said super, i mean SUPER. I could eat anything, anytime without having to exercise and still be in shape. I used to eat tonnes of calories and it would just burn away when i sleep. Pretty neat huh?

Well i guess i dont have that anymore probably because im getting older, which sucks by the way. I miss my younger days when i can just eat and eat and eat and still wear size 29 pants.

Here is a picture of the gym i go to in Shah Alam, which is the gym in the UiTM main campus:


As you can see, there is only one towel in there, which is mine. That means no goes to the gym, and that also means i get to have the gym for my own. I like to think of it as my personal gym situated in UiTM.

So people, get fit! And work some ass off at the gym! Now!

Deuces

Ever played it? We usually call it Sho Tai Ti or Chinese Poker due to its Chinese origin.
Sho Tai Ti, or Choh Dai Di is what the game is called in Cantonese. In Indonesia, it is called Cap Sa while in Vietnam it is named Tien Len. People in USA and Australia calls it Thirteen.

As Malaysians, this game can be seen played everywhere, and youngsters usually play it at mamak restaurants when they got tired of talking during lepak hours. To some people, like me and my friends, we would meet up just to play Sho Tai Ti.

"You cheater!"

Some might be wondering as to where it originates, many agreed that it originates from Hong Kong. It is mainly popular in South East Asia countries like Malaysia, Singapore and Taiwan. Surprisingly, it is quite popular in Antartica too, especially among penguins. Ok, i may went a bit far on the penguin part.

"Oh shit, humans! Hide your cards, quick!"

What i love about this game is that it is really easy to learn, although getting to hang on the rules may be a pain, new players would get the hang of it after two or three games. And although it is easy to learn, the way the game is played is quite challenging. Instead of just lepaking and talking nonsense, playing Sho Tai Ti can stimulate minds as players have to remember quite a number of things; the valid combinations of cards, and how players have to use those combination to deal out cards and be the first to put downall their cards.

"The smallest is 3, the highest is 2, and there are some combinations that you can..."
"Zzzz..."

Sho Tai Ti is the best ice breaker when hanging out with new friends who doesn't talk much, or if you have a thing for somebody you like, teach him/her and show off. Spread the game, i guarantee that it is addictive and most importantly, fun!

"Hey there, Sho Tai Ti?"
"WHAT DID U CALLED ME?"

Where Have All The Goths Gone?

You know, there was a time in our country, where goths can be seen everywhere. They walk in packs, and wear goth clothes and make ups. I even saw a group of kids wearing the white jumpsuit costume from Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange, complete with the one eyed extension eyelash, bowler hat and cane. Oh how i wish i had a camera at that time, it was priceless!!

Imagine seeing these guys drinking iced Milo at mamak's

But now you rarely see them...at least not in packs. And from goths, they turn to emo or scene kids, with their fringes and tight shirts and jeans. Usually, these scene kids would be in couples, boy and girl, girl and girl or boy and boy! They rarely walk in packs nowadays...where are they now??

"This is my girlfriend"

I used to be one of those people who really despise these young ones, wondering what in the world were they thinking?? But now i kinda miss them...these kids, even though what they are doing is just a phase, it adds spice to what we see everyday. Back then when i go sightseeing in KL, i would see all kinds of people, dressed in different ways and some might consider to be overkill, but to me it is interesting, they are just normal people like us, they just want the attention, as a fashion statement...what's wrong with that?? We like to dress up as well, the only thing different about us is the way we perceive fashion, just like the difference of taste for food, music, lifestyle, etc...why mock them?? They're human too, just like us, and wants attention too, just like the majority of us! Stop being haters, seriously!

Buntal

Not my cat, he belongs to my bud Tawam.


You little devil you!

When Buntal is not playing with bottles, it would be your legs or feet...

Last night i was watching Avatar for the 5th round, when suddenly Buntal thought it would be a good idea to jump at me to get my attention....

Buntal hung onto my skin for at least 5 seconds

Darn it...

Guilty Pleasures

1. Farting in public and let other people pull faces

Who doesn't? I find altering a certain atmosphere of people intriguing

2. Watching other people caught in an embarassing situation

People falling down from steps, students who stepped in school drains, an anchor forgots the line...anything, as long as i find it funny

3. Listening to Justin Bieber from my walkman

Gulp

Just the night

Distance....
Measurements...

Alone in this cupboard of a room i find myself feeling
Gassy trucks passes by along with the call
The scars sting as i write this piece

The beginning of a new day make way
As the face returns with a smile
The light is switched on
Another room is occupied

I accepted the handshake
Gesture tolerated, not forgotten
the misdeeds that you left upon us

Kitty keeps meowing

Fly-Eating-Lamp

The future of disco...?

No, it is not a disco ball, and yes, it is a fly-eating-lamp.
Sorry?

Created by two designer braniacs from Brit, James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau crossed their swords together and sparked this horror of a lamp, which er... consume these unwanted pests and turn them into the energy to light up these lamps.

The devourer of life

For those who don't like creepy lamps, there's also creepy fly-eating clocks, creepy mouse eating table, and creepy U.V flykiller parasite robot (for entertainment, they say).

Behold, the flypaper robotic...clock...

If you look close enough, there's a teeny weeny small LCD which is great to be put at homes because we like to squint our eyes when we want to know what time it is.

Ahhh what would the world be without the wonders of science? I can actually see it, in the future, where the world will be overpopulated, and scientists would build a huge human devouring power plant...

"Howard have you seen Charlie?"
"Grinnell, Iowa needed electricity for at least another 30 years, so he went in."
"Good for Charlie!"

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Dyson DC31

Dyson DC31. It can suck your eyeballs out from 1 metre range (kidding)

Ain't that a beut? It also has 104 000rpm motor power, so don't leave it around for kids to play around with.

It is actually a vacuum cleaner and it looks like something you can use to kill off aliens of some sort... hey wait-a-sec...


I knew it! It looks a lot like the plasma rifle in Halo... the designer likes the game I assume.

Master Chief's anema device. Scary

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY

COATED TITANIUM RPS TECHNOLOGY??? WTF IS THAT???


Well, as far as I know, the titanium wraps around the ball end of the strings (guitarists should know this) to help reduce string slippage, breakage and keeps them in tune better than ordinary guitar strings.

OK, what it means here is that your strings last longer. Cool!

Nice packaging huh? Even the strings are gold coloured, all of 'em!!

Ordinary set of strings cost around RM 25, the ones I usually buy is around RM50 which are from Elixir, they are also very good because they coat their ENTIRE strings with this special coating which makes them 3 to 5 times longer than usual strings. BUT this one cost me RM65, and I assume would be better than Elixir. It better be!

Anyway, I'm very satisfied with the sound it produces, which is very bright and sharp . Though it was mistake to buy them smaller gauge because I prefer thicker strings, they have more 'balls'.

Semakin dekat, tetapi...?

Penghujungnya semakin dekat, adakah aku bersedia? Mahukah aku bersedia? Mahukah aku penghujung itu?

Ada Apa Dengan Skinny?

Apabila seseorang mengunjungi ke negara yang lain, perkara pertama yang akan diperhatikan ialah orang di negara itu, dan secara lumrahnya apabila seorang lelaki pergi ke negara lain, sudah tentu perkara pertama yang diperhatikan ialah perempuan!

Buat kunjungan kali ke-2 ke Indonesia, saya perhatikan gadis2 Indonesia masih cukup sukakan skinny jeans/tights. Saya tidak nafikan di Malaysia juga fesyen skinny ini turut menjadi pilihan di kalangan remaja dan orang dewasa, tetapi skinny jeans tidaklah dijadikan pilihan utama dalam pemilihan seluar. Di Indonesia, asalkan dalam kategori cewek, SEMUAnya memakai skinny ataupun tights.

Tidak percaya?

Perhatikan cewek di antara cowok2, skinny jeans

Di sekitar Tangkuban Perahu (gunung berapi yang masih aktif)

Skinny jeans merata-rata

Lagi cewek skinny jeans

MILF skinny jeans pun ada

Rear view, hehe

Cewek atas motor

Cewek bertudung, tetap dengan skinny

Cewek2 di Indonesia bergaya ke mana-mana sahaja mereka pergi, tak kiralah pusat membeli belah, pasaraya, pasar basah, lorong jalanan, di kawasan kampung, di depan rumah, di kedai2. Tidak seperti di Malaysia.

Untuk tatapan para gadis, takkanlah nak tunjuk cewek saja (Pengawal Safari Indonesia)

Maka, pengajarannya di sini ialah contohilah rakyat Indonesia, bergaya di mana-mana sahaja, tak kiralah miskin atau kaya.

Tag Your Friends

You know those pictures where you tag people in Facebook or Myspace according to their personalities? It was at first, but later on everyone gets tired of it...well not everyone, some get thrills looking for their name in the picture, "Ooooh, which one this time? "The sexy one"? Do i get "the funny one"? And when they found their name with something they like, they get orgasms: "Oh there it is!! I got "the whore"! So this guy thinks I'm hot, oh goodie!"

Here, I'm going to give my friends the "orgasm" of finding out what I think of them:

1. THE LOUD MOUTH - Kerak

Why are you staring at my cock baldie? Don't tell me you're jelous...?

Hello Kerak. You get the loud mouth title because of your loud mouth. Kerak likes to talk shit, loves bickering and he always win. Always. Likes to say "I will do this" "I will do that" blah blah blah...but never gets it done.Never. Mr. Loudmouth

2. THE HOOKAH FREAK - Paeh

Paeh in his battle gear

Hellooo Paeh. Paeh loves to smoke the hookah. Ever since Paeh took his first puff of it, he fell in love with it. He loves it so much that he would get really sad when his friends doesn't want to hang out where there's hookah or when they don't want to spend anymore time hanging out watching him smoke hookah. If his friends refused to abide by his request, he would pretend to cry or might be really crying for real which is pathetic. Poor Paeh...

Paeh's wet dream...

3. THE DUMBASS - Tawam Mat Mat Mat


What's the use of wearing a wig (left) if it looks (if not the same) almost the same with your own hair? Dumbass

"Look at me!!! I'm wearing a wig!!" "Waitaminute...."

4. THE CRAZY FUCK - Azam

Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y
And on his farm he got Azam, C-R-A-Z-Y
He's a crazy fuck, a crazy fuck,
Fuck here fuck there everywhere fuck fuck,
Ol' McDonald had a farm, C-R-A-Z-Y

He is one crazy fuck. I'm sure he will feel very much honoured by this because he IS a crazy fuck.

Dunlop

BLISTERED FINGERS
LACK OF SLEEP
BEER-STAINED CLOTHES
NO DRINK TICKETS
FLAT TIRES
NO SOUNDCHECK
NO MONITORS
BROKEN STRINGS
DEAF SOUNDMEN
SMELLY VAN
MILES OF BORING HIGHWAY
DEAD 9V BATTERIES
LEAD SINGER'S DISEASE
LETHAL B.O.
CRASHING ON FLOORS
2AM LOAD-OUTS
FUGLY GROUPIES
DRUMMERS...

IT'S ALL WORTH IT

LIVE TO PLAY LIVE

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